Skylight:
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight." ...
2007-01-10 23:30:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would have lunch in that restaurant
2007-01-10 23:39:30 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, I knew I should have went by the hilton dinig room yesterday!
Talk 'bout missing the best side of a blonde!
2007-01-11 00:28:24 · answer #2 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny! Good one! 10/10
2007-01-10 23:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnny i saw that coming!!! hahahaha
2007-01-11 00:09:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda gave the punchline away in the title dude, could have been funnier!
2007-01-10 23:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oops I'll try to remember not to do that when I go on holls!
2007-01-10 23:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have liked to have been eating in that dinning room
2007-01-10 23:59:30 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - you could've titled it "Well-proportioned joke, clean one" instead, as you gave away the punchline.
2007-01-10 23:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ahahaha! LOL.
2007-01-11 06:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was she blond??
cause only a blond would be that dumb.
nice joke though.
My husband laughed.
2007-01-10 23:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋