I need some. All I have is this one.
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"
The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."
2007-01-10 07:01:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually Paul I'm bi but I know that your gay.
2007-01-10 07:18:45 · update #1
Their were two Big city gay lawyers setting in their car outside the courthouse. All of a sudden a old rusty farm pickup truck bumps the back of their BMW. The Driver of the BMW jumps out and runs up to the old farmer and says, WE SAW WHAT YOU DID AND WE'RE going to SUE,SUE,SUE.
The old farmer looks out his window and says F_CK YOU.
With a surpise look on his face the lawyer ran back to his BMW. As he was sitting down the other gay lawyer ask's well what happened? The driver said: I think we can settle this out of court.
2007-01-10 07:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man is in the shower and realizes he is out of shampoo so he gets out and puts on his robe and slippers and heads for the nearest store which is a mile away, when he gets there he's hungry so he buys two snickers bars and heads outside, when he gets outside he see's three nuns walking toward him he wonders if acting like a candy machine will work so he drops his robe and is standing naked in the middle of the street with a snickers bar in each hand. The first nun says shes hungry and sticks a quarter in his mouth then jacks him off and he drops the first candy bar, the second nun is hungry as well and does the same thing. The third nun goes up and starts giving him a hand job and then turns around and says. Hey look. hand lotion!
2007-01-10 15:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by Audra 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Q How do u get three gay guys on a stool?
A Turn it upside down.
If a gay guy jumped onto your back, would toss him off?
If you walked into a gay bar by mistake, would u come out!
2007-01-10 15:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How does a gay person fake an orgasm?
He throws a pint of yogurt at the wall.
2007-01-10 21:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hm let's see...
Danny and Tessa were having lunch. Tessa orders a caesar salad without dressing. Danny says "Are you on a diet?"
Tessa goes "Yes, I am." Danny says "Me too!"
Tessa asked "What kind of diet are you on?"
Danny replies "Girl, I'm on a strict d*** diet!"
Krazy Libra
2007-01-10 15:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol,good one
theres a lesbian couple and a gay couple,both are goin to florida,who gets there first?
the gay couple,because they packed thier sh!t last night.
what do you call a gay dinosaur?
a bron-to-sore-a$S
2007-01-10 15:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by baseball_saenz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do you get a fat bird into bed Answer Piece of cake,,,,,,,
sorry that's not gay is it ?
2007-01-10 15:08:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
pick up line at a gay bar... can I push your stool in?
2007-01-10 15:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by Raistlin 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was funny
2007-01-10 15:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO!!!
2007-01-10 15:06:30 · answer #10 · answered by peacetiggyjc 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋