Entertainment & Music - 9 January 2007

They recommend "interesting" 360 pages for us to peruse. I've gone to those pages and I have to say, I'm incredibly disappointed. The pages are always boring blogs posted by boring nerds. Where do I file a complaint?

2007-01-09 04:55:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 04:54:59 · 3 answers · asked by Baltimore 1 in Comics & Animation

Tried in a hostile town, a guy didn't think he had a chance of getting off a murder charge, so shortly before the jury retired he bribed one of the jurors to find him guilty of the lesser crime of manslaughter.

The jury was out for over three days before eventually returning a verdict of manslaughter. The relieved defendant collared the bribed juror and said: "Thanks. How ever did you manage it?"

"It wasn't easy," admitted the juror. "All the others wanted to acquit you."

2007-01-09 04:54:41 · 5 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

any one know why my yahoo messenger will not work on my pc up stairs but will on this one downstairs, both use the same broad band connection the upstairs pc is hard wired the downstairs is wireless. it stopped working over a year ago for no apparent reason, ive uninstalled it numerous times and my aool software, and also ive redone my windows xp (prof ) but i didnot format it,, all my internet settings seem to be the same as my working pc... also everything else works on the upstairs pc all other chat facilities msn etc. when i enter my screen name and pass it just sits idle and willl not log in , but i can log into my yahoo mail etc.??
really bugging me this as my girlfriend and i like to do live web cam mmmm and cant now, raging like!!!!!!!!

2007-01-09 04:54:40 · 2 answers · asked by fragmaster3sum 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 04:54:20 · 4 answers · asked by Idea 2 in Polls & Surveys

through a straw?

2007-01-09 04:54:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's your favourite foriegn film, I seem to prefer watching World cinema than Hollywood block busters and want some suggestions.

2007-01-09 04:53:57 · 13 answers · asked by satanssquirell 1 in Movies

Van Halen is going into the Rock-N-Roll Hall of Fame. Which singer/front man should they take?

2007-01-09 04:53:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who will you nominate?
The two people with the most nominations will be in a run off friday.

2007-01-09 04:53:38 · 24 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 04:53:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I always have to go all the way to the end of an aisle full of vagina product. Powders, wipes, deodorants, sprays, douches, creams, soaps, panty liners with odor absorbency and I think I saw a mint kit. What is wrong with girls that they need all this crap?

2007-01-09 04:53:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And would you sell me a copy? I've gotten three phone calls to say I was shown in a feature they did, and it's not repeated anywhere

2007-01-09 04:52:40 · 2 answers · asked by karenjet 4 in Television

A dog applied for a job as a high-powered secretary with a multinational company. The advertisement stated that the successful applicant must have good keyboard skills, a command of shorthand, and be able to speak a second language.

The interviewer sat the dog at the computer and watched in wonderment as the animal successfully carried out the most complex functions, including spreadsheets and e-mail. Then he gave the dog dictation and was impressed by the hounds ability to write a hundred and twenty words a minute in immaculate shorthand.

"Well," he said at the end of the interview, "It looks as if the job's yours. There's just one thing. What about the second language?"

To which the dog replied: "Meow!"

2007-01-09 04:52:31 · 11 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

rogersaunders@btinternet.com 9.01.07

2007-01-09 04:52:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Look on myspace or just admit you are gay and scared to admit it and we will move on....BTW, I know u are Jerimiah,too////

2007-01-09 04:51:52 · 2 answers · asked by Collared 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 04:51:33 · 6 answers · asked by Brian D 1 in Television

I think "just because you give a bi**h a foot massage dont give you to right to throw a ni**a thru a god d**m window.

the holiest of holies.

the one that says bad mother fu**er

zeds dead, baby, zeds dead.

THERE ARE SO MANY!!!! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE. ALSO SEE MY QUESTION ON SPACEBALLS....

ALSO PLEASE ANSWER MY ACTRESS QUESTION.... NOBODY ELSE HAS I APPRECIATE IT IT COULD BE AN EASY BEST ANSWER IF UR THE ONLY ONE....

2007-01-09 04:51:22 · 17 answers · asked by Import Car Salesman 3 in Movies

Happy Birthday Sweetie! I hope if you get the violated it's the good way!

2007-01-09 04:51:20 · 7 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it SPANKY? Sinner.

2007-01-09 04:51:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For example, O-Town for Orlando, SoCo for South Congress, O-House for outhouse...... WTF? Raise rent prices just because of a trendy name.... bleh!

2007-01-09 04:51:10 · 7 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

Would you rather get eaten by a Great White Shark or by a group of hungry piranhnas?

2007-01-09 04:50:45 · 10 answers · asked by taker_of_souls 5 in Polls & Surveys

A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life."

2007-01-09 04:50:45 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The NAME of the song?
Which Beatle sang LEAD?
Which Beatle's name is spoken during the BEATLES'recording?
( An easy 10 points for folks from my era!)

2007-01-09 04:49:41 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

They are freaking awesome.

2007-01-09 04:49:37 · 6 answers · asked by reofanforever 2 in Music

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.

When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that was available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have."

2007-01-09 04:49:32 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 04:49:29 · 2 answers · asked by ddbooth48238 1 in Music

1. Wind It Up

2. Chicken Noodle Soup With A Soda On The Side

2007-01-09 04:49:21 · 14 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 04:49:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The only part I remember was the character kept singing an obnoxious song over and over( may have been 100 cans of beer on the wall) and over to the complete annoyance of the other (real)astronaut. My daughter and I watched it around 1996-99.

2007-01-09 04:48:40 · 3 answers · asked by Loretta N 1 in Movies

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. She yelled "fore" but it was too late.

The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in obvious agony.

The woman rushed over to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, noooo... I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage his privates.

She then asked him, "How does that feel?"

He replied still in agony, "It feels great, but it doesn't do a thing for my thumb. It still hurts like hell!"

2007-01-09 04:48:26 · 22 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles