A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. She yelled "fore" but it was too late.
The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in obvious agony.
The woman rushed over to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, noooo... I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage his privates.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
He replied still in agony, "It feels great, but it doesn't do a thing for my thumb. It still hurts like hell!"
2007-01-09 04:48:26 · 22 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee, tee hee, tee hee, tee hee. see i even laugh like a golfer....its a 10.
2007-01-09 11:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 8/10
2007-01-09 05:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by Smudge24 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing like a pooch here, so I would give it an 8/10 at least!!!
2007-01-09 04:53:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10
2007-01-09 04:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by thegenius 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that alot 9/10
2007-01-09 04:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by ethers 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad. 8/10
2007-01-09 05:10:05 · answer #6 · answered by pipnparts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had it been me i would never mention the thumb would have just lay there and enjoyed it 10/10 ploppy
2007-01-09 06:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give it 'fore' out of 5.
What a ripper
2007-01-09 04:56:11 · answer #8 · answered by Allee M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha great one so funny 10/10
2007-01-09 04:54:05 · answer #9 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wicked lol 5/5
2007-01-09 04:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by Vixz06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋