A dog applied for a job as a high-powered secretary with a multinational company. The advertisement stated that the successful applicant must have good keyboard skills, a command of shorthand, and be able to speak a second language.
The interviewer sat the dog at the computer and watched in wonderment as the animal successfully carried out the most complex functions, including spreadsheets and e-mail. Then he gave the dog dictation and was impressed by the hounds ability to write a hundred and twenty words a minute in immaculate shorthand.
"Well," he said at the end of the interview, "It looks as if the job's yours. There's just one thing. What about the second language?"
To which the dog replied: "Meow!"
2007-01-09 04:52:31 · 11 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it differently. but way funnier when u say it!!!! =)
2007-01-09 10:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2007-01-09 12:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whos a clever dogie then i like its second language good one again ploppy 9/10
2007-01-09 14:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that must be a rarely understood language 4 dogs!!!LMAO!!20/10
xx
2007-01-11 20:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by DDTHAPPINESS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still funny...nice going!
2007-01-09 12:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by AnGeLeYeZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-09 12:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's good.
2007-01-09 14:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first time for me..loved it..
2007-01-09 19:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DISAPOINTED,
UR LAST ONE WAS TOO FUNNY,
THIS ONE ISNT :-(
2007-01-09 12:57:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-01-12 14:47:15 · answer #10 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋