There was this anal-retentive manager who had died and went to hell,....Now because the dude was Anal-retentive...the devil decided to have some fun with him
the Devil says "I normally just Put you in your eternal place of torment,....But I'll give you a choice about where youre gonna go!"
the devil shows him 3 rooms;
in room#1 people are Burning and screaming in agony! In room#2 some of the people are being slapped&smacked in the face Constantly Nonstop without Ceasing! In room#3 the people are in there standing in **** up to their knees drinking coffee! he also see's an extremely muscular Gargoyal with a whip in his hand watching over them
"I LIKE coffee! Room#3 doesnt sound too bad!"says the manager
so he's thrown in there & locked in there forever,....But before he could get his fresh cup o coffee,....the Gargoyal says "ALRIGHT!!!!Coffee break is OVER! Everybody get back on your heads!!!!!
2007-01-08
05:03:04
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