My 8 year old son and I were having Chinese and he put a peanut on my plate and told me it was 'free shipping and handling' I thought that was cute. And when we were in church a while ago he loudly asked it I could save him a 'cracker' when I went up to take communion. LOL kids are so funny.
2007-01-08 05:11:58 · 32 answers · asked by metallica_rocks0122 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My son did that with communion too. He said he was hungry.
This is a long story but it is funny.
A couple of months ago my 7 year old was flipping channels and started yelling, "Hey mom, hey mom, come look at this, there's hill billies on TV." I said, "so . . . "? He said, "But no mom these are REAL hill billies." He was already laughing so I went to see what was so funny. It was an infomercial selling old Hee Haw episodes on DVD. (if you are under 30 and did not grow up in the South you might not know what Hee Haw is, and that is perfectly OK, I promise)
Anyway, it was Grandpa Jones doing his "What's for supper grandpa?" bit. So I just had to tell my son about a parody that I saw once where Grandpa was not eating country ham, red-eye gravy and biscuits for supper. Grandpa was having deep fried mayonnaise balls, 24 boogers, and a bowl of snot for supper! Well it really got rip roaring then. He came up with boiled ketchup, fresh squeezed butt juice and finger nail salad. I came up with hair spaghetti and Bologna flavored ice cream topped with chocolate sprinkles fresh from the guinea pig cage.
It has been a running joke at our house ever since then. No one dares say, "What's for supper?"
No, I am not a bad parent!!! We joke a lot and I drilled it into him along time ago that there is a time and a place for everything and you don't act like that at school, church, the dinner table, etc. So far, so good. Besides, the more often you set down with you child and laugh until you both cry the better.
2007-01-08 05:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by Buttercup Rocks! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is 2 and 2 months and Im 8 weeks pregnant and weve been talking about babies alot lately because we just lost her cousin, and now her uncle and aunt are 5-6 months pregnant. Well just out of the blue ( we hadn't talked about it at all that day) she comes up to me. Sits next to me on the couch with her duckies she has. She says ( pointing to my tummy) " mommy- baby in there?" I said " yep hon a babies in there" She hands me a duck and says " mommy- Baby need a duckie" I just smiled giggled. She was so serious when she said it. Then she tried to fit it in my belly button. I said she would have to wait till the baby was a little older. She sighed got down and said ok mommy. I still giggle think about it. She will be a great big sister. Thats a really cute story about your daughter. My aunt who is only 18 years old then me told me once that cooties were like brain lice and ate your brain, I was 5. I was terrified of cooties for a good 2-3 years. She still laughs about it.
2016-05-23 11:08:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want believe this but down here in the south when somebody plays like their asleep we call it playing possum. Well my husband had just had lower lumbar surgery and they had him on some pretty powerful drugs and he was laying in bed. My 14 year old walked in to ask her dad a question and it was about a boy. She thought she had gotten off lightly when her dad didn't answer her back cause she thought he was asleep about 3 minutes later he said no your not going over there. Then we told her her dad was playing possom on her and it took another year for her to understand what that was. We all got a big laugh out of it even her older sister, only by 17 months!
2007-01-08 05:30:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats so cute! I Love these questions.. my 4 year old is constantly saying the funniest things, I love this age. He was using the washroom, and when I went to check on him and see if he needed any help, he said "Mommy can you go away pwease I need my pwivacy!" I'm sure there a lot more to come too. Enjoy your son, sounds like you are.
2007-01-08 05:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
my kids are beyond that (saying cute stuff) stage
but last week I was keeping an eye on my co-worker's 3-year-old daughter when an an ambulance went by (I get used to the sound.... there's a hospital right across the street) and the little girl got all wide-eyed and said "that's a police car!..... there's gonna be some trouble!"
for some reason this just cracked me up.
2007-01-08 05:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by Zippy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lets see,
mine is obsessed with the Pokemon cartoons and i knocked on his door to tell him it was time to go to kindergarten, and he swung open the door with about 10 of those stupid toys in his hand and yelled " I CAN'T MA! I'M ENGAGED IN AN INTENSE
BATTLE OF INTEGRITY!" and then slammed the door shut----what 5 year old knows about integrity? I was impressed and
befuddled at the same time.
He also mimics my little "sayings" and "mannerisims"
He was trying to tie his shoes and after about the 10th unsucessful attempt, he sighed dramaticly, Took off his glasses,
started rubbing his temples (which is what I do when I'm frustrated) sighed again and said "You know what? I'm over it.
Where are my slippers?" (i say "im over it" all the time)
He also listens to my phone conversations when i dont think he is, and we were at a CVS one time running errands and I ran into
my boss and he says. "Ma? you're a liar, he dosent look like a "DIK HEAD". I didnt miss a beat though, i did that whole talking louder thing trying to talk over him. lol I'm still horrfied to this day about it.
He also acts like a little old man all the time. I was trying to clean
up a spill off the floor and asked him to bring me a towel, and
he once again takes off his glasses, rubs his temples and says
"ma, you can't waste the towels. Then the laundry will add up
and you'll waste the hamper space."
I guess my anal rentitvness has leaked onto my son. Man do I feel
sorry for the women that trys to please him when he grows up.
2007-01-08 05:39:26 · answer #6 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my 6 month old just said her first word a few days ago... thank god it was Mama. but my neice says some pretty funny stuff.... like a few weeks ago she was reading her mothers name tag from work and her mom asked her what it says and she said Mommy the boss her father who works at the same place has one and her mom askes ... so what does daddys say... "daddy the boss only when mommy says so" we laughed for hours after that one. Or when you order chinese food.. crab rangoons are refered to as "puss buckets" we were ordering them once and all you can hear is her screaming.."YOU FORGOT TO ORDER MY PUSS BUCKETS!!" followed by a wave of tears and you have to explain to her that they are called crab rangoons and not puss buckets...
2007-01-08 05:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by scottliz2005 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well not something my kid so much as said as what he did. He thinks eyeglasses are cool, so the other day he purposely flunked an eye test in order to get a pair of glasses. He's retaking the test today lol.
2007-01-08 05:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
No joke...my son played football for the first time this year and had to wear his first cup. He came out all proud wearing it and exclaimed to all of us, "now my vagina is protected!" He quickly realized his mistake, but not before we were hysterical with laughter!! We still bring it up every once in awhile because, well, it's freakin' hilarious!
2007-01-08 08:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by GraceSlickChick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, this is one of them you would have to be here, yesterday i was getting my son ready to go back to his dads, and he looked at me and said momma, can i leave my boots here? I dont want no one to touch my boots!! if they touch my boots they will break, then the other day he said, Momma why do you got a private and i got a penis ? it was just his face and the way he said it , it was hilarious, he is 5 yrs old, and silly , he has said numerous things to be funny, that it would take all day to write them all down!
2007-01-08 05:15:18 · answer #10 · answered by Melindakaye 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋