Entertainment & Music - 30 December 2006

A traffic cop is about to quit for the day. He's been hiding behind this billboard and he hasn't issued a single ticket. He starts his bike up and he's just about to pull out when this teenager zooms past ,doing about 20 above the speed limit. The cop races after him and soon pulls him over. With a smirk on his face he swaggers over to the car and says to the youth, "I've been waiting for you all day" to which the kid replies "I got here as fast as I could."

2006-12-30 04:30:12 · 16 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm talking about on average.

2006-12-30 04:30:08 · 30 answers · asked by forgottenprincess 3 in Polls & Surveys

Has anybody stopped watching it?

I haven't. It's still hilarious.

2006-12-30 04:30:04 · 13 answers · asked by Donna T 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. "He can play any musical instrument in the world," says the man. Everyone laughs and calls him an idiot. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play. A bloke walks up with a guitar, which the octopus picks up and plays better than Hendrix. The guitar man pays up his $50. Another bloke walks up with a trumpet, which the octopus plays better than Louis Armstrong. The man pays up his $50. Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with them for a minute, looking confused. "Ha!" the Scot says. "Ye nae can plae it, can ye." The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to shag the **** off it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off!"

2006-12-30 04:30:01 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I saw him on a TV show recently and he got really ugly and fat. WTF??

2006-12-30 04:29:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Breif me on the people that are widely talked about on here. I am confused.I don't mean harm, I just was looking around and saw something about Heartless Vampire and Goody2shoes...I mean people that use this site. Here's the people I want to know about:

Ryan
Cruz
Tinkerbell
Goody2shoes
Heartless Vampire

I'm really confused...are they fighting about something???

2006-12-30 04:29:10 · 5 answers · asked by Can I borrow your cookie pan? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 04:28:58 · 5 answers · asked by sexxi_tami_13 2 in Celebrities

thats the last thing i remember ,i woke this morning feeling refreshed and a little sore in the back end .is it possible aliens abducted me and had there way with me????????

2006-12-30 04:28:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The word I used last time got violated so use your imagination!

2006-12-30 04:28:31 · 9 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

COMMON EVERYONE
GIRLS VS BOYS
LET ME SEE WWHO WIN
THE BATTLE BEGINS AGAIN.
GIRLS U SHOULD KEEP UR COLOR TIGHT
OYS U MUST ALSO NOT FEEL INSULTED .START THE BATTLE AGAIN

2006-12-30 04:28:18 · 10 answers · asked by sabah_mallika 1 in Celebrities

For work, or otherwise?

2006-12-30 04:28:02 · 6 answers · asked by forgottenprincess 3 in Polls & Surveys

lol...sure seems like it to me. -pokes Q & A page-

Violation, after violation, after VIOLATION!

Jeez.....

2006-12-30 04:28:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is your favourite episode of the hit t.v series 'Friends'!?! i cant choose mine * :P *

2006-12-30 04:26:00 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

a monk was walking home from his monestry. on his way he saw a monkey in a tree and a snake in tall grass. the monkey was afraid of the snake so he threw acrons at the snake. the snake slithered up the tree and bit the money. the monk smiled and said its better to have been a monkey once than a snake twice

2006-12-30 04:25:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone agree that it is unfair to the American public to make us sit and suffer through the most annoying commerical? Isn't it worth boycotting the product?

2006-12-30 04:24:42 · 21 answers · asked by John 2 in Television

call this!! i said i just spent a grand on a watch and your asking me what the bludy time is!!

2006-12-30 04:23:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or are you something else? What would you be, if yer not White and Nerdy?

Thanks fer answering this POLL!!! ♥

2006-12-30 04:22:58 · 27 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Name 2 Southern Generals and two Northern Generals from the American Civil War.
2. Who directed "Jurassic Park"?
3. Who played opposite Olivia Hussey in "Romeo and Juliet"?
4. What former U.S. President is being buried today,12/30/06?
5. A son of his was once on a Soap Opera. Which son and which Soap Opera??

2006-12-30 04:22:45 · 8 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

which do u think is the best adventure/historical/action movie ever?
( personally i'm torn between Gladiator, Lord of the rings, king kong, Troy, Braveheart, King Arthur, The Patriot and The matrix. these are some my favourites...any feedback on these? did u like them? if not why? which is your fave?
a film fan

2006-12-30 04:22:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'd say 24.

2006-12-30 04:22:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think the hottest actor is ashton kutcher

2006-12-30 04:22:08 · 12 answers · asked by i love simple plan 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-30 04:22:01 · 9 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 04:20:36 · 19 answers · asked by Earlswood 1 in Polls & Surveys

He is hiding in one of the volcanoes in Hawaii.

2006-12-30 04:19:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The song may be (take me to the......of the moment oh......to the ....of tomorrow dream away.......)

2006-12-30 04:18:49 · 5 answers · asked by l g 1 in Music

is it a good CD because ive heard trapped in the drive-thru and white nerdy and think they're both funny and i was wondering if i should get it =)

2006-12-30 04:18:47 · 8 answers · asked by rissypuff 1 in Music

before I go catch my ferry in about an hour!?!

2006-12-30 04:18:35 · 21 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

that ur questions are answered more !
i thinkk MOST ppl on here put there questions in polls and surveys and answer most questions in polls and surveys..
have you ever noticed that ?

2006-12-30 04:18:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 04:17:46 · 17 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-30 04:17:31 · 8 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys