Entertainment & Music - 30 December 2006

Little Sally raises her hand and says "I am gonna tell my mom you're asking those kinds of questions in class and you're gonna be in trouble."
Again the teacher asks "What on the human body gets 10 times it's normal size when aroused?"
Little Sally raises her hand again and says "I can't believe you are asking that question...My mom will be so mad and she'll talk to the principal about this."
Frustrated with Sally, The teacher once agains asks the questions "Does anyone know what on the human body gets 10 times it's normal size when aroused?"
Little Billy raises his hand and says "The pupil gets 10 times it's normal size when aroused".
The teacher responds "Very good Billy, I can tell you read your homework last night"
Then the teacher turns to Sally and says "I have three things for you Sally-Number 1-you obviously did not do your homework last night. Number 2-you have a very sick mind and Number 3-you are going to be very disappointed someday"

2006-12-30 04:53:25 · 18 answers · asked by nursealp 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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my boyfriend said chris brown was on the oprah show and announced he had aids?

is it true somebody find out and let me know check on th internet under oprah show

2006-12-30 04:52:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Looking for the name of TV show late 70s early 80s. PLEASE HELP! I'm going crazy trying to find it!!?

In this show, there was a woman who had circular shapes in her eyebrows. They would zoom in on her eyebrows, and she would morph into a variety of different animals. I do not remember if she was the only one on the show or if she was part of a group or what, but I have done searches over the internet and I just cannot find the name of this show. I feel like I am going crazy, and I know I did not dream this up. I have searched for years to find the answer and no one I have asked seems to know. I remember watching it when I was young and would just love to know the name of it. If anyone has any answers please let me know! Thanks so much!

2006-12-30 04:51:43 · 7 answers · asked by Kristen S 1 in Television

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what to do?

just a silly question for any out there who cares to answer....
i love reading books, watching movies, and playing video games.
which do u suggest is better? which do u prefer? cause i love books but sometimes i just cant be bothered dammit! u know? maybe one can get more in, by just watching a good film.....?

2006-12-30 04:51:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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What's your favorite Hannah Montana Character?

I like Miley/ Hannah best. It can be anyone from any episode. Even minor characters. Happy New Year!

2006-12-30 04:50:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Where and how can I get inexpensive subscriptions to teen magazines?

2006-12-30 04:50:38 · 12 answers · asked by Sasha 3 in Magazines

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will bbc casualty be the same without nurse Ellen?

I dont think so. the bbc will need some new eye candy to try and fill her boots now as well

2006-12-30 04:50:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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what is your favorite thing to do in your free time?

2006-12-30 04:49:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is there a website where I can watch the classic Nick show "Are You Afraid of the Dark" online besides Youtube

Youtube doesn't have all of them on there. Does anybody know of a site where they have all of them or most of them? Thanks.

2006-12-30 04:48:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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whats your best home remedy for NewYears Day (morning after head aches)?

2006-12-30 04:47:54 · 12 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Polls & Surveys

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have you ever stolen something at school?

god i stole tons of stuff like crayons, felts, packs of selotape and food from the canteen i stole everyday for about a year and never got caught

2006-12-30 04:47:48 · 29 answers · asked by mike j 1 in Polls & Surveys

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what is your new year's resulotion?

mine is to find my real true love

2006-12-30 04:47:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you do New Years resolutions?

2006-12-30 04:46:39 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why do most people achieve instant sainthood the minute they die?

Right now it's ex-pres. Gerald Ford. The list of all the good things he is supposed to have done has grown exponentially. When the man was mostly known for being a klutz and mistreating his dogs as in picking him up by the ears. And now two funerals before the interment? C'mon.

2006-12-30 04:46:24 · 13 answers · asked by theophilus 5 in Polls & Surveys

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