Little Sally raises her hand and says "I am gonna tell my mom you're asking those kinds of questions in class and you're gonna be in trouble."
Again the teacher asks "What on the human body gets 10 times it's normal size when aroused?"
Little Sally raises her hand again and says "I can't believe you are asking that question...My mom will be so mad and she'll talk to the principal about this."
Frustrated with Sally, The teacher once agains asks the questions "Does anyone know what on the human body gets 10 times it's normal size when aroused?"
Little Billy raises his hand and says "The pupil gets 10 times it's normal size when aroused".
The teacher responds "Very good Billy, I can tell you read your homework last night"
Then the teacher turns to Sally and says "I have three things for you Sally-Number 1-you obviously did not do your homework last night. Number 2-you have a very sick mind and Number 3-you are going to be very disappointed someday"
2006-12-30
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