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A traffic cop is about to quit for the day. He's been hiding behind this billboard and he hasn't issued a single ticket. He starts his bike up and he's just about to pull out when this teenager zooms past ,doing about 20 above the speed limit. The cop races after him and soon pulls him over. With a smirk on his face he swaggers over to the car and says to the youth, "I've been waiting for you all day" to which the kid replies "I got here as fast as I could."

2006-12-30 04:30:12 · 16 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

you cracket me up , with this joke , wait till my friends hear about this joke , the`ll crack up too .This thing is garanteed .

2006-12-30 04:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by Miroku 3 · 0 0

Vell Now Berry Gud!!!

2006-12-30 12:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by Scott 6 · 0 0

Great excuse for me the next time....thanks for the laugh

2006-12-30 12:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0 0

I get it! i guess reading from the begin to end would make alot more since then reading the middle.

2006-12-30 13:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Confused♥ 4 · 0 0

Beri Fani...eighten..:-)

2006-12-30 12:36:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one but I didn't laugh out loud good luck

2006-12-30 12:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by to the moon 2 · 0 0

Nice joke, for some more try:http://www.ahajokes.com/

2006-12-30 12:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by Julita 2 · 0 0

I didn't think it was all that funny but I guess it's kinda funny.........5/10

2006-12-30 12:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0 0

that is funny but i don't see how you are still cracked up over it.

2006-12-30 13:37:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not bad.

2006-12-30 12:54:34 · answer #10 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 0 0

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