A man walks into a bar with an octopus. "He can play any musical instrument in the world," says the man. Everyone laughs and calls him an idiot. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play. A bloke walks up with a guitar, which the octopus picks up and plays better than Hendrix. The guitar man pays up his $50. Another bloke walks up with a trumpet, which the octopus plays better than Louis Armstrong. The man pays up his $50. Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with them for a minute, looking confused. "Ha!" the Scot says. "Ye nae can plae it, can ye." The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to shag the **** off it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off!"
2006-12-30 04:30:01 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and the moral of that joke is
Never ever wear tartan pyjamas
especially in a bar!
Nice one Cowboy.
2006-12-30 22:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent 9/10
2006-12-30 05:52:11 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant...lol
2006-12-30 07:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I guess fingering it is totally out of the question. Good Joke
2006-12-30 05:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by hulaguy43 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-12-30 04:34:29 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats one to remember 9/10
2006-12-30 05:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it will never manage them bagpipes are to clever good one cowboy 10/10
2006-12-30 05:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he he he he he he one for each leg of the joke! That was funny!
2006-12-30 04:34:32 · answer #8 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niced joke, for more try this site:http://www.ahajokes.com/
2006-12-30 04:44:09 · answer #9 · answered by Julita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Clint lol lol lol
2006-12-30 04:46:33 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋