Entertainment & Music - 24 December 2006

2006-12-24 08:14:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my cousin is oging to give me a tickle test!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT SHOUKLD I DO!?!

2006-12-24 08:14:14 · 16 answers · asked by One Bad Gato 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Every time we go to church, the pastor tells a joke before the sermon, this is one that he told last time we went:
A pair of identical twins have opposite personalities so that one is an optimist and the other is a pessimist. The father of the twins decides to conduct an experiment. So, on Christmas morning, he fills the pessimist's bedroom with toys and games, but he fills the optimists bedroom with horse manure. When the twins wake up on Christmas, he finds the pessimist crying in his room.
"Why are you crying" the father asks.
"Because now I have to read lots of intructions and get lots of batteries for these toys."
Then the father went to the optimists room and found him jumping for joy in the dung-filled bedroom.
"What are you so happy about," the father asked.
"There's go to be a pony around here somewhere!" the boy answered. And he went around looking for the pony.

2006-12-24 08:14:11 · 18 answers · asked by Lady of the Garden 4 in Polls & Surveys

And What is Element and bam?

2006-12-24 08:13:53 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Pink Floyd♥™ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Just out of curiosity

2006-12-24 08:13:44 · 8 answers · asked by jahulie 1 in Horoscopes

PLease Help i need answers

2006-12-24 08:13:27 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

stumbling down the bar door and barely makes it to the parking lot. a cop in a patrol car is watching him the whole time. he tried to open 5 cars before he got to his own then he started the car. he hasnt left the parking lot yet when the police stopped him. the police was very mad at this irresponsible driver and decides to give him a breathalizer test. the test came back with an alcohol level of 0.00. the policeman was puzzled and said: this thing must be broken! the guy in the car says: no officer, thats fine. tonight, im the designated decoy.

2006-12-24 08:12:41 · 7 answers · asked by firestarter 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Which "bad" word did you say? why?

2006-12-24 08:12:14 · 13 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know of any easy ways to amuse myself til bedtime?

2006-12-24 08:12:09 · 11 answers · asked by Mysterious 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-24 08:11:55 · 10 answers · asked by jshakey70 1 in Celebrities

We'll hang it on the door and it will say something like "welcome to the goat sacrifice. Please leave your shoes at the door and come to the basement."

2006-12-24 08:11:50 · 24 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-24 08:11:19 · 19 answers · asked by Veronica G 3 in Movies

If you watch the bonus material on the DVD he will explain more on the art of Whoshu fighting.

2006-12-24 08:11:01 · 3 answers · asked by Noclue 3 in Movies

If you HAD to do one would you go bottomless or topless at the beach

2006-12-24 08:10:55 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-24 08:10:54 · 9 answers · asked by kjdfiasofkljewiflkdsj 1 in Celebrities

Merry Christmas everybody!

2006-12-24 08:10:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little boys pants half off.

2006-12-24 08:09:31 · 14 answers · asked by Kingocal 4 in Jokes & Riddles

SORRY

2006-12-24 08:09:19 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The facts?

2006-12-24 08:08:56 · 25 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

do you open your christmas presents on christmas morning, or christmas eve?
or when?

2006-12-24 08:08:52 · 33 answers · asked by Cutie P 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-24 08:08:37 · 9 answers · asked by A True Gentleman 5 in Celebrities

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_edge

2006-12-24 08:08:29 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is the song that plays during the end credits???

2006-12-24 08:08:17 · 6 answers · asked by Chirs 2 in Music

survey for you

1. What is your LEAST favorite color
2. What did you eat for dinner last night
3. When is your Birthday (month and day not year)



just a survey I made up for my friends and wanted to learn about YOU guys on Y!A.

2006-12-24 08:08:03 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For a man to talk to a girl's face NOT her boobs?
Men, have you ever got into trouble for this?

I hate it so much I cross my arms !

2006-12-24 08:07:51 · 22 answers · asked by Don't Tickle Elmo 2 in Polls & Surveys

I got mp3 player for christmas and i need to get songs for it, i like system of a day, rise against, trivium, trapt but thats about all the bands i know and like, any suggjestions on wat other bands or songs i would like? thanks and MERRRRRRRY CHRRRRISSSTTTTMMMASSSS, i mean happy non denominational hollidays for you lawyer types

2006-12-24 08:07:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-24 08:07:33 · 6 answers · asked by MARCiiA 2 in Celebrities

She has double standards (saying 'lol' to a joke then replying negatively for an identical one at a previous posting just be the same as the other comments), she copies and pastes jokes from other websites (note the difference in currency, spelling (US & English). I think this is lazy. Her avatar looks like it's copied and pasted from an 80's edition of Peoples Friend and probably looks nothing like her. Bet she really looks like a bull-dog chewing on a wasp. Her replies are always pants and oh so samey. I'm suprised she has any print left on the keys 'o' 'm' 'g' 'l' 'o' '1' '0' and '/'. So next year my resolution is to start a 'I hate Always Laughing' site. You'll be able to buy branded t-shirts, mugs etc and will be able to sign an on-line petition that will be asking her to either change her avatar to someone who looks like their laughing or change her name to Always Poignant. Anyone with me?

Finally, a joke; Why do seagulls have wings? To beat the travellers to the skip

2006-12-24 08:07:17 · 20 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm looking for something like Rammstein and Oomph

2006-12-24 08:07:12 · 10 answers · asked by biggity_baseball_bat 2 in Music

would you like to see perform....whatever you think is appropriate

2006-12-24 08:06:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys