stumbling down the bar door and barely makes it to the parking lot. a cop in a patrol car is watching him the whole time. he tried to open 5 cars before he got to his own then he started the car. he hasnt left the parking lot yet when the police stopped him. the police was very mad at this irresponsible driver and decides to give him a breathalizer test. the test came back with an alcohol level of 0.00. the policeman was puzzled and said: this thing must be broken! the guy in the car says: no officer, thats fine. tonight, im the designated decoy.
2006-12-24 08:12:41 · 7 answers · asked by firestarter 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhaah thats the most hilarious joke i have ever heard in my entire life!!!!!! Thank You!!!!!!! :-)
2006-12-24 08:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well your bf should not be going to a bar at all because going to a bar is about drinking, carousing with random people, and doing things that you either remember or forget the next day from a night of debauchery. Your bf should not be going to a bar with random girls by himself or with friends. I know that you mentioned that he was the wingman, trying to help his friend meet some girls and what not at the bar, which is one of the many places besides parties, clubs, work, gyms, casinos because the ppl there don't really have morals, standards, or just trying to unwind and have a fun time-no matter how clean or dirty. Most guys wouldn't tell their girls that they went to a bar and be completely honest about it. I definitely would tell your bf how it bothered you, but you should have the first time he had done it. I don't think that you should ever allow your bf in doing things like going to a bar by himself or with friends that you know will bother you. You should tell him the first instinct that you have or feel negatively about so that you don't feel that you aren't strong enough to tell him what's bothering you and at the same time, he could accept that you don't tell him how you feel and he will go with the flow. I think you should ask him what happened if he goes or if he already left to go to the bar again. And about the last comment that you had, "If I had to guess, I'd say he wouldn't want me leaving a bar w/guys I don't know to go grab a bite to eat." I'm sure he wouldn't because that's like seeing other people and girls that can make him forget about you and many things like going to a place like a bar can elevate into bigger things and cause relationships to end harshly. I think you should tell him not to go to a bar again, unless you're there with him or that he should not go at all as a wingman or not because you don't like the fact that he went out with a friend with random girls for a bite to eat, the first time. Anything could have happen and who knows what else could have happened that he may not be telling you? It's about trust and assurance that your guy wont do anything to betray you and your trust and the relationship. HOPE THIS HELPS!!! : )
2016-05-23 04:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. Good for a laugh.
2006-12-24 10:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tat was funny i give it a 4 out of a hundred
2006-12-24 15:24:43 · answer #4 · answered by marcopolo523 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was alright. It wasn't hilarious but it was ok.
2006-12-24 09:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by Jazz21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-24 08:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.......................................................................................................
2006-12-24 08:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋