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We'll hang it on the door and it will say something like "welcome to the goat sacrifice. Please leave your shoes at the door and come to the basement."

2006-12-24 08:11:50 · 24 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

24 answers

make sure they use bright bold colors! It really should be bigger than your door though.

2006-12-24 08:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by Amy R 4 · 0 0

I guess it depends on whether you are prepared to face a lawsuit for misrepresntation. Unless, of course you really are going to sacrifice a goat, which seems rather an extreme length to go to to avoid being taken to court. And will the kids be paid for the work? Otherwise you could be sued for exploitation of minors, which seems a pity. And if anyone falls down the stairs, they might sue over Health and Safety - are you insured for holding sacrifices in your basement and for the risks to third parties? I wonder if you considered that? And then, there is always the possibility that your guests - congregation - might feel trapped in the basement and begin hyperventilating. What could be the consequences of that? They might blame you and decide to sacrifice you, rather than the goat. What an awful fate that would be. Are you prepared for that? But then you would be a martyr to the cause of goat sacrifices - your story would be on all the major networks and you would either be hailed as a wonderful example or denounced as a heretic. The established churches would invoke your example as a way of crushing out deviation. You would have become a SCAPEGOAT! Do you really want that? It's your choice and you must decide, no-one else can do it for you.

2006-12-24 16:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

For one thing that is the lowest remark on the internet. The
practice of sacrificing a goat is not common religious text. It
appears that the question is biased versus you have to share.
Sharing is fun, communication and on the list of the must things to do for the Lord of Shazam. The deos of goats would not give permission as they are still listed as farm properties.
The reference in jewish mythologies was never approved. A
passover symbol is a parable of low repoir. Only a full priest of
the actual sacrifices is entered into these contracts.

2006-12-24 16:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by mtvtoni 6 · 0 0

I know this is a stupid question, but why not have them make a christmas sign instead of promoting the killing of animals? It's the season to be happy and no killing. Supposed to be peace on earth.
Merry Christmas

2006-12-24 16:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by agarthfan_1999 4 · 0 0

that's awesome, especially if it's not around halloween.

put drips of blood along the top and side edges of the sign, and maybe some scratch marks.

2006-12-24 16:15:10 · answer #5 · answered by leer 3 · 0 0

you're sacrificing a goat? I better scroll back here a bit.

2006-12-24 16:34:02 · answer #6 · answered by Norman 7 · 0 0

Why not put them to work down the Mines instead ?

2006-12-24 16:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you could say welcome to the in-law sacrifice leave your shoes by the door...that will get their attention! LOL

2006-12-24 16:14:08 · answer #8 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 2 0

Cool!

2006-12-24 16:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0 0

Yeahhhhhh with neon lights.

2006-12-24 16:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by brock 7 · 2 0

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