Rosie O'Donnell goes in for a complete physical and her doctor asks her to take off all her clothes. When she is naked she then asks Rosie to lie on the floor against the left wall of the doctor's office. Puzzled, Rosie complies. After looking intently at her for a few seconds the doctor asks her to get up and then lie against the far wall of the office. Rosie protests, asking what this could possibly have to do with her exam. The doctor insists and reluctantly Rosie complies. After looking at Rosie for five or six seconds the doctor tells her she can get dressed again. Rosie asked how that helped the doctor determine her health status. The doctor replied, "Oh, it didn't. But I'm thinking of buying a new couch for my office and I wanted to see where it looked the best."
2006-12-23
12:53:42
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