Rosie O'Donnell goes in for a complete physical and her doctor asks her to take off all her clothes. When she is naked she then asks Rosie to lie on the floor against the left wall of the doctor's office. Puzzled, Rosie complies. After looking intently at her for a few seconds the doctor asks her to get up and then lie against the far wall of the office. Rosie protests, asking what this could possibly have to do with her exam. The doctor insists and reluctantly Rosie complies. After looking at Rosie for five or six seconds the doctor tells her she can get dressed again. Rosie asked how that helped the doctor determine her health status. The doctor replied, "Oh, it didn't. But I'm thinking of buying a new couch for my office and I wanted to see where it looked the best."
2006-12-23 12:53:42 · 15 answers · asked by Mr. Curious 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u should be a comedian! that was hilarious!
2006-12-23 12:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by .j,kjhgd,jghf 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He must have been looking to buy a well-used, leather couch. But, after picturing Rosie in that position,...I'd change the whole room, wall paper and all. Maybe get an entirely different room to put my couch in.
2006-12-23 13:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by rich b 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i do no longer dislike rosie. she's humorous to me. additionally she does an excellent form of charity paintings and supply a lot of money to objective to make this a greater useful place to stay in. of path the 1st ingredient people will say is that she's fat. it somewhat is the single ingredient that sticks out. needless to say she's cool together with her physique. if she wasn't, she has sufficient money to repair it.
2016-10-18 22:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. I hate Rosie O'Donnell.
2006-12-23 12:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by LadySingsTheBlues 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Thanks a lot now I will have nightmares for a month !! Thinking about Rosie O'Donnell naked UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!! That has to be without a doubt the sickest most horrifying thought in this world !!!
2006-12-23 13:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Dr. was apparently pondering the purchase of a leather couch.
2006-12-23 12:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd give it an 8, but now I can't get that mental picture out of my head, so I'm dropping it 1.
Give it a 7.
2006-12-23 14:53:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rosie naked? I am gouging my eyes out now thank you.
2006-12-23 12:56:42 · answer #8 · answered by Random Precision 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK to you and others this might be funny but do you get your kicks from putting other people down.does it make you feel better any how i bet you could only wish you had her money weather she is heavy or not and this is not a question or an answer so you r being reported.
2006-12-23 13:00:55 · answer #9 · answered by lundie_g 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Not too bad, she's such a delicate flower.
2006-12-23 12:58:10 · answer #10 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a big white overstuffed couch... perfect substitution.
2006-12-23 12:58:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋