Entertainment & Music - 19 December 2006

2006-12-19 11:43:35 · 19 answers · asked by I think... 6 in Polls & Surveys

The husband had just finished reading a new book, called "You can be the Man of your House."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have all the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.....then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's all done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"....

His wife replied, "The f**king funeral director would be my guess...."

2006-12-19 11:43:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-19 11:43:18 · 11 answers · asked by jomama1234 2 in Movies

****HINT HINT****, It is typiclly frozen

2006-12-19 11:43:10 · 13 answers · asked by VbyKM 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anybody know where I can find out the music to a songs I like? If you know a website or someplace that would really help.

Thank-you

2006-12-19 11:42:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

"All I want for Christmas is you"

What is that one thing you want for Christmas??

2006-12-19 11:42:04 · 35 answers · asked by ♥ Arvizu16 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 11:41:55 · 5 answers · asked by Little King 1 in Movies

2006-12-19 11:41:07 · 8 answers · asked by Professor Sheed 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm referring to someone that you loved deeply (i.e. parents, siblings, spouses, children), as opposed to distant relatives and/or friends.

No need to share how they passed away, or when. How often you visit them in the cemetary will suffice... Daily? Weekly? Monthly?

2006-12-19 11:40:39 · 31 answers · asked by I Am Legend 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 11:39:52 · 15 answers · asked by dreamerloverlibra 2 in Music

or are you a moaning grumpy fart

2006-12-19 11:39:43 · 47 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who do you think you most like?
I think I'm a mix of Sophia and Dorothy.

2006-12-19 11:39:02 · 29 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 11:38:21 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Horoscopes

These are supposedly genuine clips from council complaint letters:

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

3. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

6. .... and their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof.I think it was the bad wind the other night that blew them off.

8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path.My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday, and she is now pregnant.

11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen, 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are plain filthy.

12. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

14. Will you please send a man to look at my water.It is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

15. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

16. I want to complain about the farm across the road; every morning at 6am his **** wakes me up, and its getting too much for me.

17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden which is unsightly and dangerous.

18. Our kitchen floor is damp.We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

19. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat, and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

20. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

21. I have had the Clerk of works down on the floor six times, but I still have no satisfaction.

22. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2.

2006-12-19 11:38:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I do, he's my new hero!!!!!!

2006-12-19 11:37:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm faily innothent.

2006-12-19 11:37:13 · 15 answers · asked by The Anthwer Man 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 11:37:08 · 7 answers · asked by lovalova419@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music

I was just wondering... I am named after my grandma. Thanks.

2006-12-19 11:36:53 · 44 answers · asked by ♥just me♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 11:36:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

if so are you going to have to evacuate. what do you normally do when stuff like this happens. i realize it doesn't happen every day but i was just wondering. if you do live there i wish you safety!

2006-12-19 11:36:49 · 3 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

As in "marijuanna".

Or is it just a plant? or herb?

2006-12-19 11:35:27 · 15 answers · asked by I Am Legend 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hint: It has to do with a vegetable

2006-12-19 11:35:26 · 17 answers · asked by jgottwerth 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Holy $hit she's fine

2006-12-19 11:34:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

what was the song at the end of the episode when it's Ross and Rach's anniversary and they decide to take a break. something about "i'll wait for you" or something.

2006-12-19 11:34:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-19 11:34:10 · 42 answers · asked by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 11:33:48 · 34 answers · asked by Little Miss Strange 2 in Polls & Surveys

as if they are ALREADY MOST competitive.

2006-12-19 11:33:35 · 5 answers · asked by cool nerd 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O9vbUJ4ZNp4

It might not work.
Is it called Furious Angels by Boondock?

2006-12-19 11:33:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i have the new version and cant write to a dvd disc how can i do this with out buying softwear!

2006-12-19 11:32:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What if the dog you had for two years was put down because your new tenants kid came up behind it while it was sleeping and scared it so its reaction was a bite, but it wasn't put down for this, it was what happened two months later when the kid did the same thing and didn't get a scratch on her? What if your tenants said they wouldn't sue as long as the dog was put down [which also happened about two days before you birthday] but about a mnoth after you recieve a letter from your tenants lawyer stating they were going to take 30k out of your house insurance because of this bite?

2006-12-19 11:32:01 · 2 answers · asked by Michelle I 2 in Polls & Surveys