The husband had just finished reading a new book, called "You can be the Man of your House."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have all the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.....then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's all done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"....
His wife replied, "The f**king funeral director would be my guess...."
2006-12-19 11:43:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, i just went to your profile and read a bunch of your jokes, i cant believe how funny you are!!!!!!!!! i still have a bunch more to read, bty, ive posted alot of reponses today so if i stop commenting it just means i reached my limit, but im still cracking up at your amzaing jokes!!!
2006-12-19 11:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Brilliant...hahaha
2006-12-19 21:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's SO funny? I say those things all the time......to one of those pump-up women. Practising for when I have a real wife.
2006-12-19 12:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-19 18:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-12-19 22:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am man of my house, and I can do whatever it is my wife lets me do..
2006-12-19 11:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic. That was good.
2006-12-19 11:50:19 · answer #7 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one, loved it
2006-12-19 12:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by alleycat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-19 11:50:09 · answer #9 · answered by anni849 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a legend . love your jokes .always very funny
2006-12-19 11:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by jinx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋