Entertainment & Music - 19 December 2006

2006-12-19 20:02:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-19 20:01:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 20:00:44 · 4 answers · asked by Salsa 3 in Music

2006-12-19 19:59:50 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

2006-12-19 19:59:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you see me on video somehow or don't you?

I know you've seen me before, but do you see me now or can you see me now?

I was pondering this, because before this telepathy happened, I went through episodes dealing with being seen. I was even told by a coworker that we were being watched.

When this telepathy happened, everyone seemed to be looking forward to when I'd be cured, so I was thinking...That people wouldn't be seeing me live on camera to increase the chances of the curing happening.

What do you think? What's the truth? Please answer.

2006-12-19 19:59:30 · 7 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

First she calls Kelly Ripa out for making an alleged "Homaphobic " remark. But then, a few days later, she says on the View:

"You know, you can imagine in China it's like, Ching chong, ching chong, Danny DeVito, ching chong chong chong chong, drunk, The View, ching chong."

Is this the definition of hypocrisy or what?

2006-12-19 19:59:12 · 17 answers · asked by Why_so_serious? 5 in Celebrities

I am so happy Leona has won!
Do you think it was the right decision?

2006-12-19 19:59:08 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"

The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"

The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"

2006-12-19 19:57:10 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

come on, lets call it like it is...Donald Trump aint really known for his benevolence

2006-12-19 19:57:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What do you think that is?

2006-12-19 19:57:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How is everyone? Especially my cherry friends!

2006-12-19 19:56:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that really are free

2006-12-19 19:56:18 · 13 answers · asked by CHARLOTTE J 1 in Music

2006-12-19 19:55:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 19:55:35 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.

When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,

You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up!

2006-12-19 19:54:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-19 19:53:50 · 16 answers · asked by Nanddhi 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-19 19:53:31 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

Basic plot: It's one guy (i think he has a dog), and they're in a secret opening in the woods. He has a bunch of animal friends (puppets). It's a kids show, so they sing songs, learn stuff, etc.

Intro: The guy is walking to his secret place through the woods. He goes over a stream, under a waterfall, and then finally crawls through a hollow log into this opening. The theme song tells you how to get there (I think). I vaguely remember something about a rainbow (or maybe not).

Aired sometime between 1985-96. I don't know which station it would have been on. PBS? Nick? Disney? I CANNOT think of the name for the life of me. Everyone thinks I'm crazy, b/c they have no idea what I'm talking about. Someone PLEASE help me!!

2006-12-19 19:53:12 · 3 answers · asked by sonya_30659 2 in Television

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in
her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even
managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host
could ask her the big question.

Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous as her husband drove
them home. "I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are! You
know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow.
"Relax honey," her husband, Roger, reassured her, "It will all be OK."

Ten minutes after they arrived home, Roger grabbed the car keys and started
heading out the door. "Where are you going?" Jane asked. "I have a little errand to
run. I should be back soon."

After an agonizing 3 hour absence, Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wicked
grin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!" "What is it?" she
cried excitedly.

"OK. The question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?' And the
answer is 'The head, the heart, and the penis.' " The couple went to sleep with Jane,
now feeling at ease, plummeting into a deep slumber.

At 3:30 a.m., however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the
quiz show question. "The head, the heart, and the penis," Jane replied groggily
before returning to sleep. And Roger asked her again in the morning, this time as
Jane was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jane replied correctly.

So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though she
knew the question and answer, she could feel butterflies. The cameras began running
and the host, after reminding the audience of the previous days' events, faced Jane
and asked the big question.

"Jane, for $65,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10
seconds."

"Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said nervously. "Very good. " Six seconds." "Eh, uh, the
heart?" "Very good! Four seconds." "I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it
into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."

"That's close enough!" said the game show host, "CONGRATULATIONS!!"

2006-12-19 19:52:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-19 19:51:55 · 19 answers · asked by fay v 2 in Polls & Surveys

I can't ice-skate it seems so easy.

2006-12-19 19:51:00 · 23 answers · asked by Lyrical Lie 5 in Polls & Surveys

is this alright or should i not let him? he was out on the street in 20 degree weather and i told him if he wanted a safe warm place to sleep then follow me and i would give him one. i also gave him 3 beers and a blanket and told him good night.

2006-12-19 19:50:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 19:48:20 · 6 answers · asked by Jessica 2 in Music

2006-12-19 19:47:41 · 2 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 19:46:40 · 10 answers · asked by princess 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 19:46:30 · 16 answers · asked by choice2make4u 3 in Movies

who sang i got you babe, what year, and what reggae band plus guest covered it? plz help :-S

2006-12-19 19:45:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a
young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban
neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and
worked their way to the other end.
At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched
the two men as they checked her gas meter.
Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his
younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to
prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that
last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped
and asked her what was wrong. Gasping for breath, she replied,
"When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured
I'd better run too

2006-12-19 19:44:19 · 11 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

anyone knows where in melbourne city that has karaoke "box" (private rooms) featuring chinese / asian pop songs?? pls do let me know the address thats

2006-12-19 19:43:52 · 1 answers · asked by linzy 1 in Music