Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"
2006-12-19 19:57:10 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi A/L ....I put that one on here yesterday....ceeya! merry xmas
2006-12-19 21:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've let us down with that one most of yours are very funny but it was a little flat for your standards. 7/10 sorry but any more like that and you will have to be punished!!! ha Ha
Keep them comming though
Jeff
2006-12-19 20:08:48 · answer #2 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F U N N Y
love your jokes
keep them coming!
2006-12-19 19:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by sedatedeyes209 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rarely laugh out loud at work before 9 am. Thank you!
2006-12-19 20:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by frenziedmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-19 19:59:02 · answer #5 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey funny enough
2006-12-19 20:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wife did that to me i think 10/10
2006-12-20 00:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! It's really funny! I thought it was a brilliant Joke!!!!
2006-12-19 20:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a Golden Oldie...
2006-12-19 20:09:35 · answer #9 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huge build up but was disappointed with the punch line
2006-12-19 20:01:44 · answer #10 · answered by zanoshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8-10 for the joke (could do with a 10 out of 10 for my answer though????............)
2006-12-19 19:59:18 · answer #11 · answered by mrwurzal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋