Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she
had
>> to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the
key
>> under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,
and
>> I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog
>> Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
>> circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY
>> PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
following
>> day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever
seen.
>> But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching
>> the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts
the
>> whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally
>> the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut
up,
>> you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him,
Spike!"
2006-12-18
09:44:26
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