Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she
had
>> to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the
key
>> under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,
and
>> I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog
>> Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
>> circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY
>> PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
following
>> day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever
seen.
>> But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching
>> the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts
the
>> whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally
>> the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut
up,
>> you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him,
Spike!"
2006-12-18 09:44:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
actually made me laugh so hard I had tears coming from my eyes. Then called my sister now she is in the same boat as me. Too Funny!
2006-12-18 10:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Jackie G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-12-18 09:49:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-12-18 09:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny
2006-12-18 10:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by aw_dw4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's just too funny!!!
2006-12-18 09:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo you've managed to coppy my training of dog and bird, Stalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-18 09:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by dan p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that is so very funny!!! He shoulda listened
2006-12-18 09:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny .. Thank you
2006-12-18 09:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha that is funny
2006-12-18 09:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by just wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god that was so great.
2006-12-18 09:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by rickle91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋