One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around.
As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess.
Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken
glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door.
The family room was strewn with toys and various items of
clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.
He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his
wife. He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that
something had happened to her.
He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on,
reading a book.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He
looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today?"
"Yes, was his reply."
2006-12-18 09:38:05 · 16 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it!"
2006-12-18 09:38:22 · update #1
i am now considering doing this for my hubby...lol.... i like it....
2006-12-19 08:54:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally gave the git what he deserved. One night after a hard day of housekeeping my parents loaded brother and I in his old green estate car. We were going out for our supper!
Why I asked.
"Your Mum has been a draft horse today'
The dirty look she shot him was priceless.
He chuckled nervously and said, "I mean she has worked very hard today and deserves a bit of a break."
Poor Da, he couldn't do a nice thing without getting in hot water!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-18 11:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I so have to do that!!! By bf comes home everyday after being at the office and can't seem to see what I have done!!
Best solution to make him open his eyes!!
2006-12-18 18:57:58 · answer #3 · answered by Budapest1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-12-18 09:43:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fine. Bonus : Love starts when she sinks in his arms and ends with her arms in the sink ...
2006-12-18 09:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by Peter K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS A GOOD JOKE BUT IVE ALREADY READY HEARD IT LIKE 599 TIMES BUT NICE TRY!! :)
2006-12-18 09:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty,,kaye<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee.
Heard it but still good.
Try it girls.
NOW
2006-12-18 09:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! I wish I had a day I could do that! - or not! ha ha!
2006-12-18 10:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by Liz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEhehehehehehhehe that was funny!
2006-12-18 10:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud one...
and so true
2006-12-18 09:40:12 · answer #10 · answered by Manisha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋