MAURY POVICH: Joseph... you are NOT the father!!
JOSEPH: I knew it! I knew it! Who was it Mary? A Roman soldier? Was it that sheep hearder who's always lookin at you all funny?
MARY: Joseph I swear it was an angel!
JOSEPH: Ya well when I catch that angel I'm gonna use my hammer and beat the pulp out of it!
MAURY POVICH: What are all these barnyard animals doing in my studio anysays? This goat just peed on my leg!
2006-12-18 09:42:09 · 17 answers · asked by what the hell is a buckeye? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
YOU ARE A DUMB INCONSIDERATE IDIOT.
NEVER NEVER INSULT ANY RELIGION.
2006-12-18 09:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! I think I peed myself, so funny. What's with some of those answers though? I feel sorry for the people who have to take everything so serious. They miss out on the best laughs, like the one you produced!!!!
2006-12-18 10:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by steffi bunny 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
properly, the Bible says he wanted to handle the issue privately, so if he did ask for a paternity try, he would not have long previous on television to do it. to boot, if Mary grow to be a virgin, Joseph could needless to say have commonplace that he did no longer have intercourse along with her, so he could no longer have been the father.
2016-12-15 03:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always wondered what kind of a shmuck Joseph was. To have your wife get knocked up and tell you God is the father really is the worst excuse I've ever heard, and this dope believed it.
2006-12-18 09:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats pretty cool, I definitly think he would have. But could you imagine if Jerry Springer was around back then?
2006-12-18 09:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur kinda dumb aren't ya...Joseph knew that Mary was pregnant before they were a couple...Mary didn't have sex to become pregnant, that's why it was an immaculate conception..read a little bit of the story before you go spouting off bs
2006-12-18 09:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by Shannon M 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
This is really funny, this sound like it should be a comic strip.
2006-12-18 09:50:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As much as I hate the Gators...that was pretty good.
2006-12-18 09:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny.
But I think you are right.
2006-12-18 09:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the laugh! I am pretty sure he would have, either that or a lie detector test, to see if she is telling the truth.
2006-12-18 09:59:00 · answer #10 · answered by Eris 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg i think i pissed my pants, your ******* funny man, at least Mary seems to know her baby's daddy instead of the old saying "Who's my babies daddy??"
2006-12-18 09:45:34 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋