years ago... do you think Joseph would have demanded a paternity test?
MAURY POVICH: Joseph... you are NOT the father!!
JOSEPH: I knew it! I knew it! Who was it Mary? A Roman soldier? Was it that sheep hearder who's always lookin at you all funny?
MARY: Joseph I swear it was an angel!
JOSEPH: Ya well when I catch that angel I'm gonna use my hammer and beat the pulp out of it!
MAURY POVICH: What are all these barnyard animals doing in my studio any ways? This goat just peed on my leg!
2006-12-18 09:39:53 · 10 answers · asked by what the hell is a buckeye? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Too funny...I think I love you!
2006-12-18 09:42:42 · answer #1 · answered by nin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the Bible says he wanted to deal with the issue privately, so if he did ask for a paternity test, he would not have gone on TV to do it. Besides, if Mary was a virgin, Joseph would obviously have known that he didn't have sex with her, so he couldn't have been the father.
2006-12-22 06:09:34 · answer #2 · answered by someone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
but no i dont think joseph would have demanded a paternity test cuz at first i think he didnt believe mary but then an angel came to him and told him that mary is carrying God's son
2006-12-18 09:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by cookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! i think of I peed myself, so humorous. what's with a number of those solutions nonetheless? i think sorry for the folk who ought to take each and every thing so severe. They miss out on the terrific laughs, like the single you produced!!!!
2016-10-15 04:53:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your point. Joseph knew that the Christ child was not his. But he stood by his wife, is that devoted or what?
2006-12-18 09:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah
2006-12-18 09:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's too funny! Love it!!
2006-12-18 09:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..very funny
2006-12-18 09:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by jans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude being a smartass is one thing blasphemy is another
2006-12-18 09:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-12-18 09:48:30 · answer #10 · answered by damn_dot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋