Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.

Then he had a bright idea.

When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on... just a pair of pants.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.

"A premature ejaculation." said the man - "I just came in my pants!"

2006-12-13 08:18:19 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 08:18:13 · 12 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 08:17:55 · 19 answers · asked by enki 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 08:17:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Take a handful from the bag, munch away, then go back in for more if you want some OR

Take a couple of chips at a time then dive back in for the next few?

2006-12-13 08:17:16 · 11 answers · asked by stimply 5 in Polls & Surveys

Paddy is walking down the street and see's a sandwich with wires sticking out of it.He immediatly phones the police to report it.'is it ticking' asks the policeman. 'No,It was definatly beef' says Paddy

2006-12-13 08:17:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 08:16:43 · 23 answers · asked by bigbrian 1 in Polls & Surveys

Any kind

2006-12-13 08:15:36 · 7 answers · asked by Bree 1 in Music

2006-12-13 08:15:19 · 12 answers · asked by bigbrian 1 in Polls & Surveys

What is the best picture to go see thischristmas? (2006)

2006-12-13 08:14:49 · 7 answers · asked by SHOW ME MY OPPONENT 1 in Celebrities

Does space end? if it does, what is beyond the end? it cant just stop like a wall and there be nothing beyond and something cant go on forever can it? its a mind bender for me!!!!

2006-12-13 08:13:14 · 26 answers · asked by theoriginalsource 3 in Polls & Surveys

But the woman he is going out with already knows?

2006-12-13 08:13:01 · 19 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 08:12:58 · 35 answers · asked by Neeto 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Paddy is walking down the street and see's a sandwich with wires sticking out of it.He immediatly phones the police to report it.'is it ticking' asks the policeman. 'No,It was definatly beef' says Paddy

2006-12-13 08:12:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 08:12:20 · 7 answers · asked by Joseph W 2 in Polls & Surveys

I mean really cram, not sleeping at all that night, just reviewing the material over and over. Drinking coffee, mountain dew, energy drinks and taking no-doz? All that stuff.

Well Have You Crammed?

2006-12-13 08:11:59 · 20 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747. Mrs. Clause is pissed off cause I got in so late.
Donner and Blitzen and Rudolph got the shits over Albuquerque and you should see my suit. The damn elves won't clean the sleigh unless I pay them double time.
I'm so sick of cookies and milk, I could vomit. The only highball I had all night was when I slipped getting out of my sleigh.
My prostate is giving me hell. I peed my pants at 20,000 feet and froze my *** to the seat. I'm allergic to pine needles. I itch all over and I think my hemorrhoids are back.
HO! HO! HO! A very MERRY CHRISTMAS, my ***!
Santa

2006-12-13 08:11:35 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

which Celebrity would you like me to PICK ON... today?

2006-12-13 08:11:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 08:11:16 · 10 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it "zoiks" or "zoinks", or whatever?

2006-12-13 08:11:07 · 11 answers · asked by hipmamacp 2 in Television

2006-12-13 08:11:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Figato has posted seven or eight "Leonardo DiCaprio" questions already! Does anyone really care that much about Leonardo Dicaprio? I smell a stalker!

2006-12-13 08:10:46 · 7 answers · asked by tinkerbell24 4 in Celebrities

name some bands or songs that sound like VNV NATION, KMFDM, or OOMPH! and bands of that sort....

2006-12-13 08:10:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-13 08:10:25 · 29 answers · asked by Neeto 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 08:10:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-13 08:10:09 · 10 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't believe Stallone made another one of these... is anyone actually excited about it and looking forward to seeing it?

2006-12-13 08:10:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

why? (Most parents say this line when their kids say"...But my all friends are doing it..." lol)

2006-12-13 08:09:49 · 42 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 08:09:36 · 12 answers · asked by tasha_putnam 3 in Celebrities

sexy, or is this just a rumor?
Who is sexier me or John " The Mullet Man" Stamos?

2006-12-13 08:09:29 · 17 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys