Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had his little red wagon, and he had hung small ladders on the side of it, and coiled the garden hose up in it, and he was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon.

The fireman thought this was really cute so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had.

As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the wagon by his testicles. The fireman said, "Son, I don't want to try to tell you how to run your fire company or anything, but I think if you would tie that rope around the dog's neck you would go faster."

"Maybe so," said the little boy, "But then I'd lose my siren!"

2006-12-13 08:32:59 · 13 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

no dirty jokes please!

2006-12-13 08:32:28 · 6 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I am in a group of 5 best friends, and two of us have decided to make some kind of montage, of pictures of us together from elementary school to high school. Most of us are going our separate ways, so we figured it would be a nice gift to ourselves and the other three.

Does anyone have any suggestions for songs to use? It can relate to graduation, because we are going to have them transfered to DVDs by a professional (with the labeling, DVD case, etc) and give them as graduation gifts. But I think we'd prefer songs more about friendship.

Thank you!

2006-12-13 08:31:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

We are currently debating it...ha ha

2006-12-13 08:31:47 · 57 answers · asked by amy-j 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am learning to play the piano, however we don't have room in our house for a piano. I want to have something to practice on at home that I can put in our basement after each use. I thought maybe a keyboard would be a good idea, however a keyboard doesn't really have the same sound as a piano which I much prefer. Just wondering if anyone had any recommendations. Thanks!!!!

2006-12-13 08:31:20 · 4 answers · asked by Sugar_Mama 3 in Music

2006-12-13 08:30:53 · 9 answers · asked by eyp 2 in Jokes & Riddles

sad love song, or something joyful?

personally, i listen to Nothing else matters by METALLICA rulessss:)

2006-12-13 08:30:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is it some sorta fire danger?will it take the fur of the coon?

2006-12-13 08:30:24 · 16 answers · asked by juggums 3 in Polls & Surveys

school officials are considering changing the rule. what took them so long?

2006-12-13 08:29:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what's the title of that song on the zales commercial? the lyrics are: "how can i tell you... that i loove you. i looove you... but i can't find the right words to say." i actually know the song, but it's kind of hard to download something off of a lyric. specific song title and artist would be nice. thanks!

2006-12-13 08:29:24 · 6 answers · asked by fivelives05 1 in Television

2006-12-13 08:29:21 · 10 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys

A mysterious gypsy vendor lays out some coins. Each coin has a different letter on it laid out in the following order: A C E L R N T U I S T Y N D E I L E R A R N A U M W O H A R R G D C I N G

"When you arrange these coins properly, it will spell out a question to which you must find the answer," the vendor advised you.

What is the answer?

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-13 08:29:08 · 4 answers · asked by Maggie Doodle 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i just watched it the other day with my dad. Did Jack Sparrow die? Or did he survive? And omg. the bad guy from the first movie became good! :]

2006-12-13 08:28:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

He is the HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!! (2 me) what do u think!
i start drooling every time i see a pic. of that sexy thing............

2006-12-13 08:28:43 · 7 answers · asked by @PE WOM@N of the @M@ZON 1 in Music

How's your super hero costume look?

2006-12-13 08:28:31 · 9 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

I guess not.

2006-12-13 08:28:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm trying to share some of my unique hip hop and r&b beats with the world. Can anyone suggest any ideas or websites similar to Craigslist...or Myspace...any classifieds...i can put up some postings in. It would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you.
http://www.myspace.com/spellboundproductionsinc

2006-12-13 08:28:15 · 10 answers · asked by ILoveHotgirlsInBed 1 in Music

DO YOU RECEIVE MANY OF THESE IN YOUR VIOLATIONS?

2006-12-13 08:28:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I only know the chorus line, it goes" Camera's ready, prepare to shoot", and then goes into a high beat of bass and drums. please help. if anyone knows, the song and the artist please.

2006-12-13 08:28:08 · 1 answers · asked by ilovehimalot 1 in Music

for a sn (screen name)
pinkpuppy
adorablekitties
beachsoccer
beachbum
pinkcookies
pinkicing
and what numbers would you put afterwards?

2006-12-13 08:28:08 · 18 answers · asked by 4theband 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 08:28:04 · 19 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 08:27:05 · 21 answers · asked by onecutebyrd 3 in Movies

the 1st part of tha song starts out like "its like romeo & juliet hot sex on the platter just to make you wet65. youre about to get into something you'll never regret and its gonna be4 tha bomb this is what i bet- yep....

can anyone help me?! please!!!

2006-12-13 08:27:04 · 6 answers · asked by hot_pink_kris 1 in Music

2006-12-13 08:26:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how would the song go?

2006-12-13 08:26:20 · 11 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

The movie is from the early 80's (I think) and the only thing I remember was that she squirted chocolate milk out of her fingers. It's my mom's all time fave movie and I would love to find it for xmas.

2006-12-13 08:25:46 · 2 answers · asked by Jen 3 in Movies

Do you regret it?

2006-12-13 08:25:46 · 14 answers · asked by ugotthatright 6 in Polls & Surveys

Between Petunia and Kelly Bundy?

2006-12-13 08:25:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pop singer Mariah Carey is suing porn star/politician Mary Carey, because of the fact that their names our very similar. Mariah is saying that she doesn't want her fans to confuse her with Mary. What do you think of this situation?

2006-12-13 08:25:13 · 10 answers · asked by jcl32791 2 in Celebrities

its got videos of films wot are coming out next summer ive got pictures and videos and games and funny stuff plz plz plz go on my website

2006-12-13 08:24:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies