A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had his little red wagon, and he had hung small ladders on the side of it, and coiled the garden hose up in it, and he was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon.
The fireman thought this was really cute so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had.
As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the wagon by his testicles. The fireman said, "Son, I don't want to try to tell you how to run your fire company or anything, but I think if you would tie that rope around the dog's neck you would go faster."
"Maybe so," said the little boy, "But then I'd lose my siren!"
2006-12-13 08:32:59 · 13 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny lol 10/10 x
2006-12-13 08:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuckle
2006-12-13 16:43:24 · answer #2 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brought tears to my eyes and i bet the dogs to great joke 10/10
2006-12-14 05:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think maybe one or two people don't realise that this is a joke, and it being a joke doesn't make it real.
2006-12-13 16:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Frances Fullafrogs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny - lmao
2006-12-13 16:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by daybreakxoxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but...Omigod, poor dog!
2006-12-13 16:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kind of funny in the beginning. But its animal cruelty. (sp?)
Its terrible.
2006-12-13 16:45:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cruel......but funny
2006-12-13 17:35:32 · answer #8 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-12-13 16:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by charo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
2006-12-13 16:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by Angela A 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋