no dirty jokes please!
2006-12-13 08:32:28 · 6 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heres a joke...hope you like it.
So theres a man that feels so desperately lonely that he decides to buy a pet.
he goes to the pet store and then he says to himself "I dont want just any pet i want something special"...So he buys a centipede.
The salesman gave him the centipede in a box with holes.
When he takes it home he puts the box in a table. Couple of hours later the man had the bright idea of inviting the centipede to a bar..."centipede, so im going to a bar, take a couple of beers, wanna join???"...no answere from the centipede. 30 min later the man asks his buddy again "so centipede, im going to a bar, take a couple of beers, wanna come?" and again, no answer. Then the man got so mad and tired of asking and not getting an answer that he says " fine, im going without you!!" To this the centipede says. "Gosh!!! i heard you the first time, im putting my damn shoes on!!"
Happy Birthday.
2006-12-13 10:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by Wendy R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Torrie Wilson Bryan Danielson Eric Escobar Austin Aries Drew McIntyre/Black Reign Great Show 10 out of 10 Revenge has been published now, needed to paintings past due this night incomes just a little further cash for the duration of the university holiday and Happy Birthday to you
2016-09-03 16:56:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check your Yahoo email, see if you got a message from Yahoo about your question.. sometimes they delete them..
2006-12-13 09:05:49 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol but u asked again and it showed up so what's up ?
2006-12-13 08:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how u get your avatar to look like that or that head or waht ever you call it.
2006-12-13 08:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
idk . it happened to me too. if you get an answer let me know.
2006-12-13 08:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by whiz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋