Paddy is walking down the street and see's a sandwich with wires sticking out of it.He immediatly phones the police to report it.'is it ticking' asks the policeman. 'No,It was definatly beef' says Paddy
2006-12-13 08:17:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another paddy joke.
ha ha
2006-12-13 08:20:51 · answer #1 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just then a genie popped out and said "paddy i grant you 2 wishes"
paddy thought well i need a drink to wash this sandwich down "so i want a never ending bottle of coke"
poof the coke in his, he drunk a bit and saw it refill before his eyes , then he said " this is good i wish i had another one" lol
2006-12-16 04:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I have two sandwiches
And both are beef... wire are people just leaving
the blasted things lying around?
2006-12-13 16:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋