Q: Do you love your country?
A: Yes, I do.
Q: Can you die for your country?
A: How am I supposed to love my country while I am dead.
An ad:
Wanted a worker who can do work at the worlplace. Money is paid as salary.
Honey is **** of plants, which is uncompletely processed in the stomach of some flying insects and then released from inside the insects as vomit.
"I was so depressed and so sick of the world this morning that I wanted to die. So I decided to take 100 pills of aspirin to kill myself".
"What happened then?"
"However, after two pills, I felt so good and at ease that there was no need anymore to die"
Do you want a lot of $$$$? Nothing is easier than getting a lot of $$$$. Just press shift and then, still holding the shift button down, long and long press Four button.
Some marriages end up unsuccessfull, some last whole life unsuccessful.
90% of desiring thoughts to drink alcohol occurrs in sober minds. Try not to be sober.
2006-12-13
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