Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.
Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. What do you do if a bird sh-ts on your car?
A. Don't ask her out again.
2006-12-13 18:42:08 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hurrah back with a vengance,nervous wreck,don't ask her out superb,really funny.
**who's the weirdo giving all the thumbs down?
2006-12-14 07:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. where is he right now ?.
Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. This takes time to sink.
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck. MNP (modifications not possible)
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef. (superb) I will take the undercut.
Q. What do you do if a bird sh-ts on your car?
A. Don't You ever do it again if u wanna go out with me... LOL
2006-12-13 19:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Question: Why did the woman cross the road?
Answer: Who cares? Why is she out of the kitchen??
Q: What does bungee jumping and getting a b.low job from an 80-year-old woman have in common?
A: They're both not too scary until you look down.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Cuatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex
and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it.
2006-12-13 19:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Every egg a bird 10/10
2006-12-13 19:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-13 18:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by BILL 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you assume about a woman who's always posting questions about "one liners"? The assumption would be that her "panty liners" have to be rather miffed as to why they're not getting the same amount of attention.
2006-12-13 18:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying in a doorway?
A: Matt!
2006-12-13 19:22:26 · answer #7 · answered by teapreacher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny (as always) Fancy a Date?
2006-12-13 18:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I especially liked the 2nd and 3rd ones XD nervous wreck, YES
2006-12-13 18:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a limbless man in a bath tub?
Stew
What do you call a one legged woman?
Ilene
What do you call a one legged japanese woman?
Irene
2006-12-13 18:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋