2006-12-13 18:51:17 · 27 answers · asked by team rape 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
PIRATES:
cool hat +1
talking parot +1
rum +2
forcing you walk the plank +1
secret hideouts +1
booty+2
sinking ships +1
pillaging, etc +1
swashbucking+1
having cool names like Black Beard or Justin DeButt +1
pirate jokes +1
having a hoe in every port +2
cool flag +1
killing the english and the french +2
spending countless days at sea - 2
with men -2
odor -3
bum leg -1
missing eye -1
can't masturbate with a hook -2
short life -1
annoying parot -1
albatross sh*t on deck -1
stds -1
rats eating all the damn food -1
asshats like Jack Sparrow -1
literacy problems -1
net: 0
NINJAS:
caltrops +1
uniform +1
chuck norris *** kicking potential +3
morality +1
assissinating drunken feudal lords +1
real ultimate power parody site +1
swords+1
stealth+1
tactics that make sun tsu blush +2
voyuerism... I mean recon +1
taking psychotropic drugs as a spiritual exercise +2
elegance vs pirate +1
shuriken+1
seppuku +1
sneaking around your house, eating your food, killing you in your sleep +1
free masons of the east +1
ninja looters stealing your e-bling +1
years of training -2
can defect if the coin is right -1
hollywood bad rap - 3 ninjas kick back, etc -2
nunchaku hurt when you hit yourself with them -1
paranoia -1
rice diet -1
hiding in trees isn't all its cracked up to be -1
wearing all black is kinda emo -1
net: +11
winner: Ninjas!
2006-12-13 19:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by philosopherking_99 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good question. I think they're equally cool, but pirates have treasure so that gives them the edge in my book. I don't see why you can't have a ninja pirate, though. Pirates are world travellers. One of them could have been in Japan for several years learning the art of ninjitsu before returning to the high seas. Or you could have a ninja grow disenchanted with his craft and sign on with a pirate crew.
2006-12-14 03:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by pescalle2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ninjas by far. Pirates are cool as a fab for now. But ninjas are polished at their craft and extrememly diciplined. Where as pirates are sloppy drunks. Which is ok for them- But a ninja can kick a pirates *** any day!
2006-12-14 02:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by Hollygood 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are referring to the pirates that are like Johnny Depp's character (robbing ships for the booty!) then I would pick those pirates over ninjas but if you are referring to modern day pirates (that kidnap and kill innocent people) then I would pick ninjas as they are professional assassins that have definite targets.
2006-12-14 07:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pirates look cool and Ninjas just very cool at incredible moves
2006-12-14 05:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by ♥reDevils♫violentRed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ninjas, definately!!!
They don't have the scurvy issues like the pirates.
Plus the Ninja's clothes and weapons are WAY cooler. THOUGH it would be nice to have a boat, and make someone walk the plank and all...not to mention all that GOLD & JEWELS!!!
Hmmmm...
I change my mind...PIRATES, definately!
2006-12-14 02:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny Depp makes pirates SEXY..ninjas are sneaky little devils
2006-12-14 02:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by becca j 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pirates because of the battle scenes with ships, gunpowder, treasure and the sense of adventure. Ninjas can't do all that by themselves, and they need a team.
2006-12-14 02:53:08 · answer #8 · answered by danielschmidt94521 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pirates!! They get to wear earrings and have parrots. Ninja's just have a boring outfit. :)
2006-12-14 02:53:13 · answer #9 · answered by K.F. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A single ninja would kick a "boat load" of pirate ***!!
2006-12-14 02:55:13 · answer #10 · answered by beetlet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋