Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2006

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

2006-12-12 06:58:45 · 33 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

1. If you were to yawn right now, how many peeple would ketch yer yawn?
2. Do you sleep with one eye open in case nasty thiefses come around to touch/steel yer treasure?
3. Do you think peeple should be allowed to hibernate in the winter and still get paid as if they were working?

Thanks fer answering this POLL from DPN. ♥

2006-12-12 06:58:42 · 24 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

...or start making recordings like Barry Manilow or Rod Stewart, or perhaps do a album of Elton John covers?

What would your reaction be?

What would the public think, and do you think it would sell well?

2006-12-12 06:58:34 · 16 answers · asked by Middy S 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 06:57:58 · 12 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-12 06:57:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i was listening to the radio a week ago and i herd a remix of i think was a 50 cent song it was

yes i am am farmer..and dometihng aobut a tractor and his cow named bessie....i would really like ot know the song so if u could help plz do

2006-12-12 06:57:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I know you dont but someone in my school thought you did and i didnt believe them thats why i am asking

2006-12-12 06:57:45 · 5 answers · asked by Jahlicia E 1 in Celebrities

at least from 1990 till today

2006-12-12 06:57:18 · 3 answers · asked by asurazoma6 1 in Music

2006-12-12 06:56:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when i think of tv during my childhood, i think of things like Rainbow, Jamie and his magic torch, thundercats and fraggle rock. but the one that really makes me feel all nostalgic is Bagpuss.... which tv programs make u think of your childhood ?

2006-12-12 06:56:43 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down .

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2006-12-12 06:56:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

beautiful family , angelina looks like a man, brad is an aging man and shiloh the supposed beautiful baby, is soo hideous and fat , as for zahara , she is the only good looking child in that family,because maddox is so ugly it hurts me..

2006-12-12 06:55:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

what turns them on what characterists do they look for in their ideal wife?

2006-12-12 06:55:09 · 4 answers · asked by racheal m 1 in Horoscopes

hug a homeless person??

2006-12-12 06:53:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArhFytGBz3Qg6yICdikusSHsy6IX?qid=20061211141435AA87U7M&show=7#profile-info-dedf9568dde560639b7702dcc172e5c0aa

2006-12-12 06:53:33 · 8 answers · asked by nvthissweets 1 in Polls & Surveys

he was the young boy in the skippy tv series

2006-12-12 06:53:17 · 4 answers · asked by Bryan L 1 in Celebrities

whats britney spears baby called


how about some more names i.e jennifer and brad

thanks

2006-12-12 06:53:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-12 06:53:07 · 20 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 06:52:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-12 06:52:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Who else thinks Kara Tointon, who plays Dawn in eastenders looks a little bit like Keira Knightley...If not look closely & see if you can spot any similarities?

2006-12-12 06:52:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Saying something and wishing you hadn't?, or
Saying nothing and wishing you had?

2006-12-12 06:52:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I only ask because I can't see my relection in the mirror and everyone seems to be ignoring me now.

2006-12-12 06:52:01 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I see lots of really old newspaper strips still in the local paper. Gasoline Alley, Blondie, Dick Tracy, Henry, etc. So which one of all of them is the oldest and when did it start?

2006-12-12 06:51:45 · 2 answers · asked by JeffConn 2 in Comics & Animation

only at Christmastime or (like me) all year long?

2006-12-12 06:51:26 · 8 answers · asked by Scorpion 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 06:51:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Last year I received a set of cheap silverware. I've owned my home for 5 years now and have some good quality flatware and the gift came from someone who had eaten at my house. The silverware went into my step daughter's hope chest.

2006-12-12 06:51:07 · 23 answers · asked by koral2800 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 06:51:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm 18. If you're younger, how do you view people at that age? And if you're older, how do you view people at that age?

Please include your age as well with your answer :-)

It seems like there's a lot of stereotypes against people of that age. Still a teenager, and yet an adult. There's a lot of mixed views and I'm just curious as how that age is viewed by people from different age prespectives.

2006-12-12 06:50:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please no directorys

2006-12-12 06:50:52 · 5 answers · asked by Steve 1 in Music