There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down .
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2006-12-12 06:56:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-12 07:52:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-12 07:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 11:59:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-12 12:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by Khu$hboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was also thinking logically until the last line
Really funny.
2006-12-12 19:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did the put everything up and man every thing down if yes then go to
2006-12-12 11:36:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i'm almost stopped reading halfway through because of all the 'logical's...that was kinda annoying. a good one though
2006-12-12 07:04:52 · answer #7 · answered by jackie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering where the funny jokes were!!Good to find one tonite..
2006-12-13 06:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha funny
2006-12-12 07:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by supercutee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud one
2006-12-12 07:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋