A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
2006-12-12 06:58:45 · 33 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ahhaha hahaha ha aha ahha haha ha aha ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa h aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaa ahaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i wonder if she'll be deaf now
2006-12-12 07:02:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Q- What do you call a blonde blowing air into another blondes ear?
A- A Refill!!
Q- What do you call a smart blonde?
A- A golden retriever.
Q- What do you call a blonde that has dyed her hair brown?
A- Artificial Inteligence.
2006-12-12 07:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats actually quite funny! Reminds me of a certain person named notliH siraP backwards!
2006-12-12 07:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Bella♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well im blonde and i thought i would be offended, but i need to go get clean underwear now from laughing so much.
2006-12-12 07:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by mwashington_22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2017-03-01 08:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty d*mn good, Cowboy, keep 'em coming.
2006-12-12 07:05:08 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, that brought a smile to my lips... not an easy thing to do at the moment so well done.
2006-12-12 07:06:54 · answer #7 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is a new one on me and I am blonde, I like it.
2006-12-12 07:33:27 · answer #8 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
i hadent herd that one yes...loved it.
and im a blonde too!
2006-12-12 07:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by hollie W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-12 07:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋