Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2006

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (I’m taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to what?)

On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: say what?)

On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

2006-12-12 02:13:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How do I get one of those 12 CDs for the price of 1 thing in the mail? I went to the BMG website but they want a credit card. I dont want to give them my c.c. # and plus when you order through the mail you don't even have to pay up front. I also didn't see a contact us link on thier site. So, How do I get one of those lil flyers that are like whooo 12 cd's for the price of 1 or X amount of cd's for a penny?

2006-12-12 02:13:02 · 5 answers · asked by bhbghgjbvmnbncvb 4 in Music

PLEASE!!!

2006-12-12 02:12:55 · 2 answers · asked by J 2 in Music

has any one seen that movie its frickin hilarious i was laughing all the way thourgh da movie LOL!!!

2006-12-12 02:12:18 · 13 answers · asked by Pookey 2 in Movies

I think that Zakk Wylke I about the best out there. Joe Satriani, and Steve Vie come to mind too.

2006-12-12 02:11:59 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

be specific why please. simaler temes and characters. =] Thanks

2006-12-12 02:11:50 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

I'm trying to get some ideas...

2006-12-12 02:11:32 · 18 answers · asked by Miss Thang 6 in Polls & Surveys

If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

2006-12-12 02:11:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-12-12 02:10:47 · 12 answers · asked by Kicky 6 in Polls & Surveys

starting to look emo

2006-12-12 02:10:17 · 24 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

and you need to go number twos do you just close the toilet door or do you lock it, if so why there's nobody else there.

2006-12-12 02:10:08 · 31 answers · asked by Loo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Those brown eyes

2006-12-12 02:09:47 · 14 answers · asked by kim c 1 in Celebrities

dancing or a movie?

2006-12-12 02:09:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

AND SAW A FAT WOMAN WALK OUT WITH THREE SACK OF FOOD. I GUESS SHE COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL SHE GOT HER CAR BECAUSE SHE WAS STUFFING HER FACE WITH BIG MACS. I HONK MY HORN AND YELLED "WATCH OUT HUNGRY COW ON THE LOOSE!". HAHAHAHAHA HOW GREAT IS THAT???

2006-12-12 02:09:20 · 14 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO X 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 02:08:39 · 19 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 02:08:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just swirl and fly around a little ... then of course comes the pain of being thrown around

2006-12-12 02:08:27 · 16 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 02:08:26 · 7 answers · asked by nesha 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 02:08:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

also would Karl Pilkington or Stephen Merchant be considered cockney? thanks

2006-12-12 02:08:05 · 6 answers · asked by downeyoch 3 in Celebrities

They don't have them on tv these days that much, unless you have cable. There used to be Perry Como, and other Christmas specials this time of year. I don't see that anymore! It's sad how tv has changed over the years.

Yes, for those who wanna be smart-aleks, i know that Perry Como passed on a few years back, but you get my point. There are no more good Christmas specials on regular tv anymore, it seems.

2006-12-12 02:08:04 · 5 answers · asked by snafu1 2 in Television

does anybody know if gerard way the lead singer of the band my chemical romance has a girlfriend?

Cheers

2006-12-12 02:07:53 · 8 answers · asked by gingie_bebe 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 02:07:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

In Honor of Stupid People…In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would be???….)

On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s just a suggestion.)

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.” (well…duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.” (and you thought?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save me time?)

On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.” (now, somebody out there, help me. I’m a bit curious!)

2006-12-12 02:06:55 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 02:06:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 02:05:14 · 7 answers · asked by Ashely 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 02:04:57 · 3 answers · asked by claire l 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 02:04:32 · 25 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Polls & Surveys

i heard it on the radio and the chorus has....."you're loved it's just the weight of the world........everybody wants or is loved, you're loved its just the weight of the world.".......the genre of song kinda slow and its a male artist.

2006-12-12 02:04:09 · 5 answers · asked by Funk-Ski Biznez Man 4 in Music

I want to learn how to play fur elise on the piano?
If I've never played a piano before. How long will it take me to learn how to play that song?

2006-12-12 02:03:50 · 3 answers · asked by justinr1819 1 in Music