On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (I’m taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to what?)
On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: say what?)
On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
2006-12-12 02:13:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had not heard some of those! I particularly like the chain saw one. OUCHIE! Thanks for the good laugh!
2006-12-12 02:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think We All Got Your Point The First Time Mate. The Whole Worlds Just As Stupid As Stupid Gets, So What's New?
2006-12-12 10:22:02 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the funniest thing I have ever read!! That is so great, I told everyone in the room we all had a good laugh thanks!!! I hope there is a part 3!!!!!!!
I heard another one:
On a Rubba Dub Colly Doll: On the plastic floaty around the doll, Warning: Not A Life Saving Device!
2006-12-12 10:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by Korbyn's Mama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehahahahaha! Kinda reminds me of Jay Leno's headlines.
2006-12-12 11:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know what is sad is probably somebody tried this and they had to put the warnings on the label.
2006-12-12 10:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HERE'S YOUR SIGN
I got some eye drops that say "do not use orally" (yeah, when I think of 'eye' drops I think of drinking it with a meal, how about you?)
2006-12-12 10:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by ticktock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I am laughing...This is by far the best one I have read all morning...And you have a point on each one....Ha Ha, I will pass this on....
2006-12-12 10:19:32 · answer #7 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those were excellent. How about this: TUMS spelled backwards is SMUT.
2006-12-12 10:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whether it's funny or not... i guess that's reality... they dont print it in without it happening to someone somewhere... LOL!
2006-12-12 11:30:35 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shine on you crazy diamond
2006-12-12 10:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋