A woman goes to a jumble sale and sees a parrot for sale for $1. She thinks it's too cheap to pass off, so she buys it, but is warned that it has a few choice phrases since it used to live in a brothel. She gets it home and it looks around and says "New house, new mistress!" The woman laughs and her two daughters come down to see what she was laughing at, the parrot says "new house, new mistress, two new whores" The girls are shocked, but they laugh it over and the husband walks in from work the parrot says "New house, new mistress, two new whores, hello Keith!"
2006-12-10
10:05:30
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