A woman goes to a jumble sale and sees a parrot for sale for $1. She thinks it's too cheap to pass off, so she buys it, but is warned that it has a few choice phrases since it used to live in a brothel. She gets it home and it looks around and says "New house, new mistress!" The woman laughs and her two daughters come down to see what she was laughing at, the parrot says "new house, new mistress, two new whores" The girls are shocked, but they laugh it over and the husband walks in from work the parrot says "New house, new mistress, two new whores, hello Keith!"
2006-12-10 10:05:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jennusula.. Show me the link to that joke..? Obviously you go through every joke on here to back up your statements right..? No, I don't copy anyone's jokes.. And I couldn't care less what you think, but if you're going to make these claims, at least back them up with proof.. Take it easy..
2006-12-10 10:16:51 · update #1
Well I'm sorry (!) I didn't know there was a rule for posting a joke that's been posted already without knowing it.. Laters..
2006-12-10 10:28:29 · update #2
lol.. You clown..
2006-12-10 10:36:07 · update #3
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Stop that, my ribs are hurting LOL!!!!!
2006-12-10 10:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rubbish
2006-12-10 10:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Didn't realise the birds in brothels have feathers ! haha
2006-12-10 13:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is extremely funny, i don't care if its been posted before or whatever, I haven't seen it before!
2006-12-11 08:57:28 · answer #4 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Took a little while but very funny!!
2006-12-10 10:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by Jon B 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow good one. took me a while to get it though. am I really that slow?
2006-12-10 10:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don`t like that one Naz.
2006-12-10 10:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMFG, hand over mouth ...lol.......that was funny, poor keith:))
2006-12-10 10:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
weak
2006-12-10 10:15:02 · answer #9 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. I love this joke. LOL.
............... and Jokes ARE for SHARING!
2006-12-10 11:36:31 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋