Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2006

is christopher c really just a computer program?

2006-12-10 12:26:04 · 23 answers · asked by javaluv2002 4 in Polls & Surveys

First Christmas Story of the Season











A Christmas Story


'Twas the night before Christmas... Old Santa was pissed.


He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.


Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!


I've busted my *** for damn near a year,


Instead of "Thanks Santa"... what do I hear?


The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.


The elves want more money... The reindeer all fight.


Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.


Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.


And just when I thought that things would get better


Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,


They say I owe taxes... if that ain't funny


Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?


And the kids these days... they all are the pits


They want the impossible... Those mean little shits


I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds


Assembling dolls... Their arms, legs and heads


I made a ton of yo yo's... No request for them,


They want computers and robots... they think I'm IBM!


Flying through the air... dodging the trees


Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees


I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment


I'll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment.


There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,


I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

2006-12-10 12:25:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If so who??
Tell us the story!

2006-12-10 12:25:40 · 17 answers · asked by DRNoraSarasin 3 in Polls & Surveys

a chia pet! that is just the worst.

2006-12-10 12:25:30 · 11 answers · asked by Koko Butta Kream 4 in Polls & Surveys

I can't read sheet music that well, and I'm trying to teach myself to play piano, and the piano has labels on the keys, so just knowing the notes would be sufficient. Thanks!

2006-12-10 12:24:50 · 3 answers · asked by Sam08 1 in Music

2006-12-10 12:24:48 · 20 answers · asked by penguinlover 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-10 12:24:38 · 64 answers · asked by haylie 1 in Polls & Surveys

the way they move their bellys?

2006-12-10 12:24:20 · 12 answers · asked by Belly-Stabber 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't know what I want for Christmas so i'm getting ideas from you.

2006-12-10 12:23:19 · 19 answers · asked by Dr.DRE 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who sang the song "Street Corner Symphony"?

2006-12-10 12:23:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

For fun like, Yahoo Answers Japan or Yahoo Answers UK?

~Hugz

2006-12-10 12:22:29 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 12:21:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-10 12:21:51 · 5 answers · asked by kevjol44 2 in Television

my sis did that today for a jog-a-thon. but they started like half an hour late so....

2006-12-10 12:21:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anita 5 in Polls & Surveys

This is really FREAKY and kinda humorous in a "sad" way. Whoever did it is GOOD.

2006-12-10 12:21:13 · 4 answers · asked by #1 "Abuela" 4 in Celebrities

I'd like to see it, but I'd like the opinions of folks who've already seen it.

2006-12-10 12:20:59 · 6 answers · asked by kenrayf 6 in Movies

2006-12-10 12:20:17 · 26 answers · asked by sexy_enchanted2320032005 4 in Music

2006-12-10 12:20:04 · 2 answers · asked by Blue-Eyed Soul Jim 1 in Celebrities

....FIREATER? What has he ever done to you? What has he done to deserve this crap? (I am his sister, I know what he is really like, and the way he is treated by some people is just WRONG)

This is for the people who don't like him....What did he do to you?

2006-12-10 12:19:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know corbin bleu's e-mail address because i love him he is so hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-10 12:19:38 · 7 answers · asked by lailah 1 in Celebrities

I remember this family goes on a trip someplace and they bring the sons friend along, it was sort of like the hills have eyes. The father and the sons friend are walking to find help because something happened and they are in a desert and then the boy's friend starts running and then he dissapears. There is also a part where they go out to get ice cream and the kid see a girl in this movie they find. It is supposed to be a scary movie. There is also a part where the woman falls down a hole and she lands on top of used flashlights. Please help me figure this out. I'm stumped and have been thinking about this for atleast 2 months!!lol. thanks for your time.

2006-12-10 12:19:27 · 10 answers · asked by iLy Joe Jonas♥ 3 in Movies

I just watched it and it confused me... are there really two people or is the insomniac just imagining his counter-part (Brad Pitt). And when the insomniac shoots himself in the end of the movie, why doesn't he die??

2006-12-10 12:19:27 · 9 answers · asked by Trevor 1 in Movies

2006-12-10 12:19:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 12:19:08 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man goes into a bar,he has a steering wheel down his pants,after he orders a couple of drinks,the barman says,excuse me sir,why have you got a steering wheel down your pants,the man replies,dunno mate,but its been driving me nuts all day.

2006-12-10 12:19:04 · 13 answers · asked by mark 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I am doing this for a report and I need to know why they wrote it (I already know what it is about) did a member, probably spencer, get in a car crash in their early years killing a close friend or family?

2006-12-10 12:19:03 · 2 answers · asked by Koit18 1 in Music

2006-12-10 12:18:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 12:18:46 · 7 answers · asked by Pesty Wadoo 4 in Polls & Surveys

He hasn't sung in a while but he sang a song i think called one prayer what was his name?

2006-12-10 12:18:35 · 5 answers · asked by dimondbacks7 3 in Music

Please re-cap it for me

2006-12-10 12:17:41 · 3 answers · asked by Amanda 2 in Television