A man goes into a bar,he has a steering wheel down his pants,after he orders a couple of drinks,the barman says,excuse me sir,why have you got a steering wheel down your pants,the man replies,dunno mate,but its been driving me nuts all day.
2006-12-10 12:19:04 · 13 answers · asked by mark 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I quite liked that; simple yet it worked.
How about:
Two women walking home from the club, get caught short and nip into a local graveyard to 'powder their noses'. Having no tissue with them, they just made do with what they had to hand.
The next day their husbands are talking at work and the first says "Watch your wives guys, mine came home last night with no knickers on"!
"Thats nothing" says the second "Mine came home with a ribbon sticking to her **** saying - From all the lads at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you"!!
lol.
2006-12-10 12:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by John S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Peter Kay delivers it a lot better in Live from the Top of the Tower
2006-12-10 20:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contrived.
2006-12-10 20:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have been hell on the knob, shifting on curves!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Happy Christmas!
2006-12-11 05:42:57 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i quite like the real silly joke in blackadder where he is an archbishop and he and his dad say "Father, My Son, Father My Son"
2006-12-10 20:21:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahaha.
That's the best one I've heard all day.
2006-12-10 20:30:22 · answer #6 · answered by Katelyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...lol...I like the way yall talk mate...
2006-12-10 21:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats fucked up, im high and it didint make me laugh so i guess its not very good
2006-12-10 22:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by hell_sent 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope he wasn't speeding ! haha
2006-12-10 21:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got a chuckle out of me. :)
2006-12-10 20:21:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋