Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

2006-12-08 08:11:58 · 34 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The one that thinks they are better than everyone???

2006-12-08 08:11:43 · 45 answers · asked by xoxo 6 in Celebrities

2006-12-08 08:11:25 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And they think that it was Phoebe's fault so she stays with Joey.....

Thanks

2006-12-08 08:11:19 · 3 answers · asked by the_big_hamburger 2 in Television

I like heavy metal more than any other music including hip hop wich I listen as well but why there is not more bands of heavy metal.

2006-12-08 08:11:02 · 20 answers · asked by PR 4 in Music

2006-12-08 08:10:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

oh, and no they are not the same person
now choose!

jessica alba
http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=3&pos=-9936

marlene favela
http://www.abctelenovely.wz.cz/herci/vetrelkyne/favela4.jpg

2006-12-08 08:10:30 · 9 answers · asked by jsdahfj 2 in Celebrities

What is the best book or method I can use to start learning the guitar. I dont play any other instruments, but I'm just drawn to the guitar. I would like to at learn 1 instrument before I graduate. Should I get a teacher, or is it best to teach myself? How DO I teach myself?

2006-12-08 08:10:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-08 08:09:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What are you doing today, to commemorate the death of John Lennon, 26 years ago today?

2006-12-08 08:09:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that Wynonna Judd looks like a man in drag?? She really honestly does! Her hair even looks like a wig! I'm not trying to be mean but If you were her don't you think you'd do SOMETHING to look less like a man?
I understand that Ashley Judd is her half-sister. You'd never know they were related huh?

2006-12-08 08:09:16 · 17 answers · asked by Juniper84 3 in Celebrities

Anyone know where I can find the soundtrack to the movie Beerfest?? Searched a lot and could not find any sites including IMDB with it =[ It'd be muchly appreciated.

2006-12-08 08:09:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1. On Friday afternoon, as the day is winding down, do you evar wonder how much trouble you'd get into if you had a little bottle of booze with you at work for fortification?
2. Dragon's pet Banana Slug, Nanners, has an eer infection and a sinus infection and a bladder infection and a berry high fever. He is berry sick. Should Dragon make him stop playing tackle football with Ocky the Octopus?

Thank you fer answering these qwestions in this POLL from DPN. ♥

2006-12-08 08:09:03 · 14 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

The celebrity world seems to be getting uglier and uglier. Is it just me, or does anyone else still has this little hope that Britney will come back to her sense and one day get back together with Justin?....She is so different than the Britney I saw on stage (the cheerful innocent one)...she seems to have gone crazy since Justin and her broke up......

What do you guys think about the manipulation and all the stupid things celebrities are doing to get the paparazis' attention....

2006-12-08 08:08:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-08 08:06:24 · 23 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

he thought Mahogany was new years eve!

2006-12-08 08:06:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who's the hottest Charlie's Angel (and why):

Farrah Fawcet
Jacklyn Smith
Kate Jackson
Cheryl Ladd
Tanya Roberts
Shelly Hack
Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore
Lucy Liu

2006-12-08 08:05:06 · 11 answers · asked by The Guru 4 in Celebrities

Who thinks Cuban-American swimsuit model Vida Guerra is really hot?

Here are some pics if you've never seen her:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=3643658&MyToken=5b14883c-30c7-43e8-9eb1-b3d68d206f93

www.myspace.com/vida4life

2006-12-08 08:05:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Green for me!

=)

2006-12-08 08:04:59 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How could he have a kid with Lois? What do you think of how Superman flew in the last movie?

2006-12-08 08:04:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-08 08:04:45 · 12 answers · asked by poppabear41848 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-08 08:04:32 · 10 answers · asked by hkellldldkcjj 2 in Jokes & Riddles

you put me? It's cold and dark in here.

2006-12-08 08:04:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what movie was it. for me it was donnie darko and mullholland dr.

2006-12-08 08:04:28 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 08:03:20 · 30 answers · asked by Offends Equally 3 in Polls & Surveys

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

2006-12-08 08:02:32 · 13 answers · asked by southpaw1416 2 in Jokes & Riddles

One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing...

"I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!"

"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!"

"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They sure won't!"

"But if you f**k one goat..."

2006-12-08 08:01:47 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i am a true fan of both but whos the real king plz

2006-12-08 08:01:30 · 34 answers · asked by usmanUK 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-08 08:01:08 · 2 answers · asked by FritzDCat 1 in Movies

What country song say, "i had a barbecue stain on white tee shirt, and you were killing me in that mini skirt" ?

2006-12-08 08:01:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music