One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing...
"I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!"
"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!"
"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They sure won't!"
"But if you f**k one goat..."
2006-12-08 08:01:47 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if you fcuk one goat are you a kidder...lol
2006-12-08 11:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont know about the rest of you guys. but i thought is was funny. 9/10
2006-12-08 16:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, great laugh.
Screw all those moaners who dont like it, no sense of humour. thats what this country needs. more goat sex jokes!
2006-12-08 16:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by Jamie F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S great. i have not laughed so hard in a while. some people need to lighten up
2006-12-08 16:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Moony Black 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u done it again lmao 10/10 x
2006-12-08 17:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
will u come and entertain me and the lads
down at the cricket club??
please.
2006-12-08 16:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-08 16:04:28 · answer #7 · answered by diamondp1954 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm. It's not that it wasn't funny but it wasn't worth reading all that.
2006-12-08 16:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it gets my full marks
2006-12-08 17:45:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh :)
2006-12-08 16:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by Kris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋