A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
2006-12-08 08:11:58 · 34 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya gotta love that dog...............funny man...
2006-12-08 11:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its Same like Azar Ghareeb
2006-12-08 08:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by Falcon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
Yes, funny! Of course, this is coming from somone with a wierd, twisted, sarcastic sense of humor! LOL
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!! TY for the laugh!
2006-12-08 08:17:02 · answer #3 · answered by penwrite5 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2006-12-08 09:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm................good enough, i suppose but this is better,
Three men had been marooned on a desert island for three months when one day a man-made raft was washed ashore, carrying a beautiful young girl.
"She's mine", said the frenchman, "look, she's got a red, white and blue blanket covering her".
He pulled the blanket away, only to reveal a pair of tartan knickers.
"There", said the scotsman triumphantly, "she was made for me", and he pulled them off.
"Aaah" said the indian, falling to his knees. "behold, the sacred beard of our holy prophet.....".
2006-12-08 08:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, 7/10, that's funny.
2006-12-08 08:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - but i think you have to have an open mind and a fun personality to appreciate it
2006-12-08 08:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by zaratrey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as no one admitted to being there to see a relative... LOL
2006-12-08 08:16:21 · answer #8 · answered by KarenJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny! I like that joke?
2006-12-08 08:15:20 · answer #9 · answered by ☺♪♥ĦįŚ ŜũŃšΉЇNË♥♪☺ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't find it that funny, but people are always telling me I have no sense of humor.
2006-12-08 08:19:04 · answer #10 · answered by novelwyrm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha pretty good 8/10
2006-12-08 08:14:56 · answer #11 · answered by Mako-Eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋