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Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

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I can't remember the name of the song,,, I know he says something like, I hurt myself today, to see if I could feel..I focus on the pain, the only thing thats real....help me....this is driving my nuts!!! LoL

2006-12-08 14:19:10 · 13 answers · asked by Lacey C 3 in Music

2006-12-08 14:18:30 · 16 answers · asked by Philly Joe Remarkable 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 14:17:46 · 15 answers · asked by Desert Rose 2 in Celebrities

Paris Hilton went to a smart person convension???(1st to get it right gets 10 points)

2006-12-08 14:17:40 · 5 answers · asked by Tonks 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-08 14:17:37 · 19 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 14:17:11 · 25 answers · asked by Matt: aka; Edge is world champ!! 6 in Celebrities

Or would you rather keep it for some personal reason? (or any reason for that matter)

2006-12-08 14:16:44 · 10 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've heard Kid Rock is Hank Jr's son and am wondering if it's true or false. Has anyone else heard that Kid Rock is Hank Jr's son?

2006-12-08 14:16:21 · 15 answers · asked by Faith In God 6 in Music

what's the title to the song "my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard"?

2006-12-08 14:16:12 · 19 answers · asked by Mako 7 in Music

I think it's okay but it could be much better. White and Nerdy is the only track that i think is good. I definetly like the classics more.

2006-12-08 14:16:00 · 9 answers · asked by Joe32 2 in Music

TEEN girls about 4 or 5???

2006-12-08 14:14:37 · 11 answers · asked by Random is my passion 4 in Other - Entertainment

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

2006-12-08 14:14:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

R.I.P. John
1940-1980

Today,December 8th,is the 26th anniversary of his death.

(Mine is 'Imagine')

2006-12-08 14:14:02 · 18 answers · asked by MaryBeth 7 in Music

I am curious...

Do I dare ask?

2006-12-08 14:13:59 · 67 answers · asked by Kalsin C 2 in Television

♥♫ (even with regret?)

2006-12-08 14:13:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love you.... what would you do?(even though you dunno me)

2006-12-08 14:13:38 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Angel♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Making snow angels, snowman or having a snow ball fight!?!

2006-12-08 14:12:39 · 30 answers · asked by shookyloo® 5 in Polls & Surveys

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..."

Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.

What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice dick."

How do you know you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Are birth control pills deductible?
Only if they don't work.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.

2006-12-08 14:12:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Pick the top 3

2006-12-08 14:12:13 · 22 answers · asked by Matt: aka; Edge is world champ!! 6 in Celebrities

this is the highest level for Mutant

2006-12-08 14:12:10 · 5 answers · asked by markg512 2 in Comics & Animation

Why is it that you can sue cigarette companies for causing cancer& sue McDonalds for making you fat BUT you can't sue Budweiser for all the ugly people you screwed????

2006-12-08 14:11:09 · 9 answers · asked by dawn 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I say,smooth as silk,and moist?...
Hmmm...
Could be quite a few things,ya know?...

C'mon and spill...

Thank You for Your answers...

2006-12-08 14:10:58 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

i'll love you forever if you did
and if you did with smurfs i'll love you even more

2006-12-08 14:10:58 · 27 answers · asked by ohhhgoodness 3 in Polls & Surveys

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

2006-12-08 14:10:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He was shot today in 1980 by that sob Mark David Chapman

2006-12-08 14:10:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i wish they would quit working on the yahoo messenger, it's soooo annoying!!!

2006-12-08 14:10:00 · 5 answers · asked by Becky<3 6 in Polls & Surveys

simplicity or complexity?

2006-12-08 14:09:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just wrote it tonight...

I call it a Blindingly Different World

What restless times we adhere to.
Yet for the moments well spent we emerge victorious.
Insane thoughts ramble and flow like a mighty river.
Water fall of incognizant and incoherent whispers.
To bring the ear hither closer to the ground.
Elaboration on a grand scale. Timelessly passing by.
Changed in its present state...
sure to burst on its own free will.
Yet to hamper back into it's fragile shell.
Escaped yet still remorseful not.
The hunter is seeked by the game.
The table turns upside down yet no one notices.
Is it only I.
Maybe. Just maybe. As my heart drops to the sky.

2006-12-08 14:09:22 · 9 answers · asked by ElDarado05 2 in Polls & Surveys

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