In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
2006-12-08 14:14:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-08 14:14:25 · update #1
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-08 14:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-14 07:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't blame them after that retarded lady sued McDonalds for not having a caution hot on the coffee when she spilled it on herself this proves how lame we are and just sue for anything but i like the Swedish chainsaw personally lol
2006-12-08 14:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love the open packet, eat nuts one. Someone must have been eating the package whole somewhere. mmm, cellophane!
2006-12-08 14:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by L-cee 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My fav is the last one. "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." I can't believe they'd put that on a label!! lol
:-D
2006-12-08 14:30:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow. Who'd put that on an instructions card, i mean really.
2006-12-08 14:21:11 · answer #6 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is the best one I can't stop laughing. That is great.
need to copy it.
2006-12-08 14:32:42 · answer #7 · answered by Steven 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've worked in retail..and I know how stupid a lot of people can be!...."I can't find this"..I can't read this'..(won't) "I need help"..I can't ..I can't.. I can't!"" A lot of stupid people out there!!
2006-12-08 14:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jeff 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is really funny. I have heard some of these before, but not all of them. Thanks, that really made me laugh and I needed it.
2006-12-08 14:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by ~I love my baby brother~ 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Those are funny, but that last one...ewww!
2006-12-08 14:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute
2006-12-08 14:16:35 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋