Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..."
Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice dick."
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Are birth control pills deductible?
Only if they don't work.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
2006-12-08 14:12:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-08 14:12:33 · update #1
haha!! these jokes DO offend everyone but since you're not leaving anyone out its ok. lol!! these joke are damn funny!!
my fave is the sexual position - ugly kid joke!!
nice find!
2006-12-08 14:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by brookbabe90 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's a bad one. This came from The National Lampoon many years ago, and does not necessarily represent the poster's opinion of any group or type of people. Now that the disclaimer is over:
Did you know that Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez had a baby that was born mentally challenged? They named him.....Ricky Retardo (groan all you want, I didn't write it, I just posted it)
2006-12-08 22:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not in a racist way, but the second one was too darn funny. I could hear my Asian friends at the Beauty Supply Store saying that.
2006-12-08 22:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by pretty_brown_eyes 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OKAY, this just cracked me up!
Like, I don't like to make fun of people, but the one about the southerner and the ya'll ain't gonna believe this s#it, now that cracked me up!
2006-12-08 22:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by mag 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny.
2006-12-08 22:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You must be from the south, honey, to know all that! Didja know that more deaths in the south follow the phrase "Hey, y'all watch this!" than any other?
2006-12-08 22:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Did you hear about the girl from Ohio,that can't tell jokes?
Well you just met her..
2006-12-09 04:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
read them all before but still prettty funny : P
2006-12-08 22:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol you are gonna get flagged
2006-12-08 22:15:54 · answer #9 · answered by anonbealove 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
why do itallians were gold chains?
so they know when to stop shaving
2006-12-08 22:15:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋