What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
2006-12-08 14:10:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-08 14:10:58 · update #1
My goodness, Miranda,you outdid yourself.
2006-12-08 14:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, you probably offended some people, but probably not too many. I laughed at most of them, even the ones I had already seen (most of them!)
2006-12-08 22:43:48 · answer #2 · answered by David A 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So rednecks are supose to have sex in cars? Have to remember that.
2006-12-08 22:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by Steven 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard some of them--thanks for cracking me up this evening!
2006-12-08 22:17:12 · answer #4 · answered by oldyogi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try and write some new ones, these are very old!!
2006-12-08 22:19:10 · answer #5 · answered by Look on the bright side. 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Part II was better.
2006-12-08 22:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not very original but still funny
2006-12-08 22:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
All i can say is wow
2006-12-08 22:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ok this joke is bad.
2006-12-08 22:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by snowboy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
CLOWN
2006-12-09 04:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋